The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Monday, February 24, 2014

Latest winter storm finally buries Garbin Moraine

After several storms of the century this season GM is buried.  We really got buried by the last storm but it was not one of the storms of century.  Talking about the storm of the century must be getting old so now it just snows and snows. 

Fence is completely buried.



The snow on the trees used to be pretty.

This Spring is going to be muddy. The fishing opener will mean ice fishing again this year (thanks to AGW - we know that is getting old but it never hurts  to spread the truth to the masses )
  
More fake snowing thanks to Picassso or however you spell it. 

A 'selfie' to show how high he snow is piled. TWW is 6 feet tall  when he stands up straight. TWW does not look happy with his surroundings.

The big hump is the table on the patio. 

Valentine's Day rose was good choice


Mrs. TWW's Valentine's Day rose is still around and not looking too bad. The lesson here is if you buy more than one rose they die off quicker.

Global warming causes dishwasher to stop working

For some reason the dishwasher started flashing green lights on Saturday night and stopped working. AGW is the only logical explanation since the area has been blanketed with snow caused by the polar vortex being sent south by greenhouse gases. Fortunately there are web sites to help fix these outbursts of bad things so by going there TWW learned what to do to fix the problem for now. 

Sunday, February 23, 2014

We report you decide



A locked safe in a kid's room? Horror of horrors.  Why not just leave the evil weapons in the parent's bedroom under the mattress where the kids would never find them? Or better yet make it illegal for parents to have any guns in the house in the first place. 


Thursday, February 20, 2014

The cabin is cool (or will be this summer?)

see: http://www.accuweather.com/en/weather-news/nearly-frozen-lake-superior-ma/23439393

"With all of this ice, all the sunlight that hits the surface of the lake is going to get bounced back out into space, so it's going to take longer to get warmer this spring and summer," Austin said. "The lake is going to just start warming this year when it will start cooling off for next year."

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Tip of the day for beginning freeloaders

Rule #1: If you marry or shack up with a significant other be sure to find one who has relatives who bring lots of good stuff when they come to visit. 

Rule #2: Always buy good beer when the guests show up and if you have good guests visiting they will drink brandy. 

Below is a meal of leftovers from the last time (Saturday) the relatives show up.  





The third amendment for dummies by a dummy

Quote for the day



"The dream is damned 
and the dreamer too 
if dreaming's all 
that dreamers do" - Rory Miller
Source: http://chirontraining.blogspot.com/

Saturday, February 15, 2014

Space alien burial interrupted

It appears the last blizzard interrupted a space alien burial ceremony. Why they would want to bury a commrade in our back yard is not knowable.  The coffin is just sitting there unburied in the snow.  You might remember Wisconsin has had many UFO sightings in the past years since there are looser drunken driving laws and many of the sightings were after the bars closed. 

View from kitchen through the window screen



Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Do as I say not as I do

"Dwayne Ferguson spent more than a decade advocating for nonviolence and peace in the streets of Buffalo.
He was a well-known face in the movement for the SAFE Act, the state law that made carrying a gun on school property a felony. He was also a familiar presence in the hallways of the city’s Harvey Austin Elementary School, where he worked in the after-school program and mentored students.
No one imagined that on Thursday he would show up at the school in possession of a gun, touching off an hours-long lockdown, search and ultimately his arrest on two felony charges.
Ferguson, 52, told WGRZ-TV that he frequently carries the gun, for which he has a permit, and did not realize he had it on him when he went to the school as part of the mentoring program.
Those who have worked with him also said they believe it was an honest mistake."
note: if this were an NRA member would the people say the same thing?
source: http://www.buffalonews.com/city-region/buffalo-public-schools/associates-defend-man-who-had-gun-in-school-20140207

Saturday, February 08, 2014

Cabin fever causes people to do strange things





Where is Mrs. TWW's cabin


Some good people down at the University of Alabama were nice enough to create a computer map of where the family cabin is. Look for the dark blue area on the upper left part of the map.  The color means it is the coldest place in the world compared to what is 'normal'.

Wednesday, February 05, 2014

Latest Minnesota joke

“I’m solving problems. … I’m a job creator,” Ventura said. “And I’m not only creating jobs, putting Mexicans to work, I’m stopping them from running across the border, now, and taking our jobs, because my whole staff said that if I wasn’t down here, and I didn’t have them, they’d be coming up to America, looking for jobs.”

Read more: http://www.politico.com/story/2014/02/jesse-ventura-drones-103144.html#ixzz2sS9WUUhn

Latest Iowa joke

Guess who is coming to dinner.

See:http://player.ooyala.com/iframe.html#pbid=65279b80531146eea3c65f3510b1c4b9&ec=ZxMm9pazrKflCHiIxAwv4WBYLnNs68PS&docUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.washingtonpost.com%2Fnews%2Fopinions%2Fwp%2F2014%2F02%2F04%2Fscenes-from-a-militarized-america-iowa-family-terrorized%2F%2F%3Fprint%3D1

Monday, February 03, 2014

Remember Clarence Thomas?

Just think what we would be hearing if Woody Allen was a conservative....

see: http://kristof.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/02/01/an-open-letter-from-dylan-farrow/?_php=true&_type=blogs&_php=true&_type=blogs&_r=1&

Sunday, February 02, 2014

see if you can get at this

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1283611448640

Thursday, January 30, 2014

Dirty minde test

"Women don't need 'consent panties'. We have mouths"

see: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/sex/10599468/Sex-consent-knickers-women-dont-need.-We-have-mouths.html

Consent panties encourage women to close their mouths and let their vaginas do the talking

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

The copyright police may get TWW but this is important

"Bear in mind that the representation of clouds in climate models (and of water vapour, which is intimately involved with cloud formation) is such as to amplify the forecast warming from increasing atmospheric carbon dioxide—on average over most of the models—by a factor of about three. In other words, two-thirds of the forecast rise in temperature derives from this particular model characteristic. Despite what the models are telling us—and perhaps because it is models that are telling us—no scientist close to the problem and in his right mind, when asked the specific question, would say that he is 95 per cent sure that the effect of clouds is to amplify rather than to reduce the warming effect of increasing carbon dioxide. If he is not sure that clouds amplify global warming, he cannot be sure that most of the global warming is a result of increasing carbon dioxide."
see:  http://quadrant.org.au/magazine/2014/01-02/fundamental-uncertainties-climate-change/

Monday, January 27, 2014

Garbin warming begins Wednesday

Springbrook WI

7 Day Forecast

NWS Weather Forecast Office
TODAY
Cold
Cold
High: -12 °F
TONIGHT
Partly Cloudy
Partly
Cloudy
Low: -32 °F
TUESDAY
Cold
Cold
High: -5 °F
TUESDAY
NIGHT
Partly Cloudy
Partly
Cloudy
Low: -21 °F
WEDNESDAY
Mostly Sunny
Mostly
Sunny
High: 19 °F
WEDNESDAY
NIGHT

TWW's dream is to be in a position to be persecuted and hated, your dream too?

In his letter titled "Progressive Kristallnacht Coming?" Mr Perkins said: "Writing from the epicentre of progressive thought, San Francisco, I would call attention to the parallels of fascist Nazi Germany to its war on its 'one per cent', namely its Jews, to the progressive war on the American one per cent, namely the rich.
"From the Occupy movement to the demonisation of the rich embedded in virtually every word of our local newspaper, the San Francisco Chronicle, I perceive a rising tide of hatred of the successful one per cent."
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10598265/Silicon-Valley-billionaire-compares-treatment-of-Americas-rich-to-Nazi-persecution-of-Jews.html



Sunday, January 26, 2014

Action pictures on trip to Duluth searching for global warming

The scenic view of the cooling towers for the hotel and Duluth skyways

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Thursday, January 23, 2014

Off to Duluth

Taking Mrs. TWW up to the body shop. 'Hop[e to get some action pics on the tablet.

Monday, January 20, 2014

Snowshoeing to help save Bambi - volunteers wanted

The Garbin Moraine Foundation is looking for volunteers to help pack down the snow so the orphans like Bambi can move around this winter. Right now the snow is up to their navels and may get deeper. Please consider volunteering or send a donation to help.  Here are some pictures from TWW's mission of mercy today.















Wednesday, January 15, 2014

trail cam action pics



Even deer are vane it seems


Garage door was not locked, not sure why she did not go in.  

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