The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Thursday, March 14, 2019

TWW's muse


It seldom happens but sometimes TWW's young groupies ask him what inspires his work. Above is TWW's main muse Kurt Vonnegut. You can see some cheap imitations of elements of Vonnegut's creative genius by looking at one of TWW's works of narcissistic self-depreciation with both an open mind and bottle of wine. Assuming you have read some of Vonnegut's works just sip and stare while remembering characters in the books and soon you will start seeing them them in the grain of the wood or posts on this web site or else you will pass out and wake up with a headache. 

But then maybe you will discover some of the muse's wisdom like when he said "JUST BECAUSE SOME of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn’t mean we deserve to conquer the Universe." in the novel Hocus Pocus.

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