The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
When the snow is gone we will finally have a 3 bathroom house again.
The snow is going away as morbid March loses its grip (we hope)
New space for people to turn around and also to keep the zoning people happy too.
One of the local freeloading deer eating our grass.
Saturday, March 25, 2006
30 completed bowls. 27 are learning experiences and 3 are good ones according to standards stated in the Warped Wood Turner's mission statement.
Rough bowls drying. Without grass to watch grow we need something do to up here in the winter.
Thursday, March 23, 2006
See what Mrs. Warped Woodturner brought back from Florida. "When I am an old woman I shall wear...."
Monday, March 20, 2006
Signs of spring means morbid March is losing its grip. We hope you did not expect interesting pictures from a boring life style in the middle of no place.
The snow is retreating again.
The third bathroom is almost useable again.
The masonry stove heats another 'spring' morning.
The end of the heatiing season is in sight.
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
Our good senator Rusty Pinemold introduces a bill to censure the president and Mother Nature sends us enough snow to shut the area down for two days to punish us for electing him.
Snow weighting down the pines by the driveway.
Monday, March 13, 2006
Around 16 inches of wet snow bury any hope of an early spring during morbid March.
Blizzard of the century (the century is only 6 years old) covers our basement windows.
Sunday, March 12, 2006
This fake version of Spring will be overlaid by Winter tonight. Enjoy it before it is gone.
