Welcome to TWW Enterprises: Tip of the day for beginning freeloaders

The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Tip of the day for beginning freeloaders

Rule #1: If you marry or shack up with a significant other be sure to find one who has relatives who bring lots of good stuff when they come to visit.

Rule #2: Always buy good beer when the guests show up and if you have good guests visiting they will drink brandy.

Below is a meal of leftovers from the last time (Saturday) the relatives show up.