Welcome to TWW Enterprises: Space alien burial interrupted

The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Saturday, February 15, 2014

Space alien burial interrupted

It appears the last blizzard interrupted a space alien burial ceremony. Why they would want to bury a commrade in our back yard is not knowable. The coffin is just sitting there unburied in the snow. You might remember Wisconsin has had many UFO sightings in the past years since there are looser drunken driving laws and many of the sightings were after the bars closed.