A veteran (thank him for his service) owned and operated company existing only in TWW's imagination and in this website
HOW TO ORDER A BOWL
The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Be careful what you wish for -- quote of the day
Announcing the Toybowlota Line
TWW Enterprises wishes to apologize for any problems its bowls have caused you in the past due to faulty design or workmanship. We grew too fast and temporarily lost our commitment to quality. But we also believe in making lemonade when we have lemons and the engineering wisdom that says when you have a design defect make it a feature so we have created a series of defective bowls. We are not going to sell them under the vaunted TWW name and instead will call them Toybowlotas. Thank you for your allegiance to the brands.
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Disaster relief
Big LuG turns 50
Friday, February 26, 2010
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no longer global warming - try urban warming
Our LEADER sings the Beatles at health care summit
Hope you to see it my way,
Do I have to keep on talking till I can't go on?
While you see it your way,
Run the risk of knowing that our love may soon be gone.
We can work it out,
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Think of what you're saying.
You can get it wrong and still you think that it's alright.
Think of what I'm saying,
We can work it out and get it straight, or say good night.
We can work it out,
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Life is very short, and there's no time
For fussing and fighting, my friend.
I have always thought that it's a crime,
So I will ask you once again.
Hope to see it my way,
Only time will tell if I am right or I am wrong.
While you see it your way
There's a chance that we may fall apart before too long.
We can work it out,
We can work it out.
Life is very short, and there's no time
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I have always thought that it's a crime,
So I will ask you once again.
Hope to see it my way,
Only time will tell if I am right or I am wrong.
While you see it your way
There's a chance that we may fall apart before too long.
We can work it out,
We can work it out.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Howling
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Quote for the day
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Monday, February 22, 2010
Revenge of the Nerds
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Gray February - Day 21
A Convenient Untruth
Friday, February 19, 2010
What do Al Gore, Tiger and our LEADER all have in common?
Thursday, February 18, 2010
This is getting unreal
TWW is getting so befuddled about all of the stuff coming out by scientists (including Jim Hansen who is one of the leaders of the AGW movement) questioning CO2 as the one and only evil substance in the world, that he is copying part of a blog here. This post is by Steven Goddard:
"Summer snow cover is affected by many factors, but probably the most important one is soot, as Dr. Hansen has stated.
The effects of soot in changing the climate are more than most scientists acknowledge, two US researchers say. In the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, they say reducing atmospheric soot levels could help to slow global warming relatively simply. They believe soot is twice as potent as carbon dioxide, a main greenhouse gas, in raising surface air temperatures. … The researchers are Dr James Hansen and Larissa Nazarenko, both of the Goddard Institute for Space Studies, part of the US space agency Nasa, and Columbia University Earth Institute.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3333493.stm
The global warming debate has until now focused almost entirely on carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gas emissions, but scientists at the University of California – Irvine, suggest that a lesser-known problem – dirty snow ** – could explain the Arctic warming attributed to greenhouse gases….The effect is more conspicuous in Arctic areas, where Zender believes that more than 90 percent of the warming could be attributed to dirty snow.http://www.scienceagogo.com/news/20070506202633data_trunc_sys.shtml
In summary, winter snowfall is increasing and currently at record levels, and summer snow extent is not changing much. Earlier changes in summer snow extent were likely due primarily to soot – not CO2."
Read the entire entry here: http://wattsupwiththat.com/2010/02/18/why-is-winter-snow-extent-interesting/#more-16528
** TWW is still searching for information on the damage to the planet being done by yellow snow
ps. This also shows why it is bad to plant pine trees in the north country. The pine trees do not relect light like snow does so they heat up the planet.
more gray February news -- environmentalists causing global warming
Thought for the day
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Another Day Another Attack by the Deniers
Monday, February 15, 2010
Even better yet
"So the world should perhaps not be surprised at the answer given by Pyke and his neighbors on the beach, when asked why they think the sea is swallowing up their land.
They have not heard of man-made global warming.
"God is responsible," they all agreed."
The quote above is from the close of an NPR story on global warming and how it impacts the poor Hindu people who live on Sagar Island, off the east coast of India.
They may know more than the enlightened liberals.
see: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=123733017 to read or hear the entire story.
It doesn't get much better than this
Are you one of the laggards out there who does not believe humans cause the gray skies of Gray February. Well here is proof. Notice how the jet planes shoot out their hot gases right at the temperature collection station. What other proof do you need?
Carbon Capture Report has recognized the high quality of TWW's blog
The Warped Woodturner Enterprises: The RASAs visit ... Sacrificing for the good of the land of our LEADER (assuming it is the US) through carbon sequestration by means of rotation, narcism, boredom and freeloading, TWW lives on Garbin Moraine where normal is only a setting on the washing machine. His motto is "Exacerbation through iteration". Once again the freeloading strategy has paid off with the RASAs coming up for a few days and bringing m ... (112 words) |
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Gray February - Day 15
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1250872/Climategate-U-turn-Astonishment-scientist-centre-global-warming-email-row-admits-data-organised.html#ixzz0fbid1Ubw
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Customer Service vs. Acting One's Age
He is our LEADER; screw Congress
Friday, February 12, 2010
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Our LEADER wants to listen in
NYT blames its drop in readership on global warming
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Gray February - Day 10
Tuesday, February 09, 2010
An new method to prevent global warming
Urine therapy means recycling your own urine by drinking it as a way to promote or maintain good health. Sometimes everything else fails, AUT will turn a patient around. Since nothing else is really working to eliminate global warming AUT may be just what Mother Nature ordered. The first question that probably comes to mind is whether urine is a bad for you to drink since it is already a waste product. Remember in nature one creature's waste is another's feast so don't prejudge. You should know urine is mostly water in liquid form just waiting to become water vapor and heat the planet. Besides water urine has 2.5 per cent urea and another 2.5 per cent is a mixture of minerals, salt, hormones and enzymes.
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