With members of the Hollywood left claiming people should only use one piece of toilet paper then flying around in private jets, it is only a matter of time until one of them starts promoting auto-urine therapy (AUT for short) as a way to save the planet. This practice as been used by many cultures and even is mentioned in the Bible where it says in Proverbs: "Drink water from your own cistern, flowing water from your own well." (The Book of Proverbs 5:15)
Why auto-urine therapy?
The answer here is simple. AUT will help save the world from global warming as well as promote health. The anthropogenic global warming crowd always tells you about how CO2 is this evil gas that heats the planet. What they don't tell you yet (probably since capitalists do not make money off of water) is water vapor is a bigger greenhouse gas than CO2. Think about what happens when you drink something with water in it. Your body keeps the water for a while and then expels it. The liquid flows into the sewers and is processed by the city and eventually flows into a river where the water evaporates and becomes water vapor and helps to trap heat and warm the planet. So what to do? The simple answer is: recycle urine so it does not become a greenhouse gas.
Urine therapy means recycling your own urine by drinking it as a way to promote or maintain good health. Sometimes everything else fails, AUT will turn a patient around. Since nothing else is really working to eliminate global warming AUT may be just what Mother Nature ordered. The first question that probably comes to mind is whether urine is a bad for you to drink since it is already a waste product. Remember in nature one creature's waste is another's feast so don't prejudge. You should know urine is mostly water in liquid form just waiting to become water vapor and heat the planet. Besides water urine has 2.5 per cent urea and another 2.5 per cent is a mixture of minerals, salt, hormones and enzymes.
If you want more information on how you can help save the planet see: http://www.lifepositive.com/body/traditional-therapies/urine-therapy.asp
1 comment:
wow...getting into waste management. now thats something i know a few things about. i understand the what goes on in the bottom of a manure pile. dats all good gas...dey tell me cows breaking wind are a big poluter. maybe we could start trying to catch dat. must be cuz of there four stomachs or how ever many dey have. maybe you could even get your jeep to run on waste gas. more on dat one later. speak kindly hfec
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