The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Announcing the Toybowlota Line


TWW Enterprises wishes to apologize for any problems its bowls have caused you in the past due to faulty design or workmanship. We grew too fast and temporarily lost our commitment to quality. But we also believe in making lemonade when we have lemons and the engineering wisdom that says when you have a design defect make it a feature so we have created a series of defective bowls. We are not going to sell them under the vaunted TWW name and instead will call them Toybowlotas. Thank you for your allegiance to the brands.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

didnt some of them toybowlota boys live somewhere up nort by hibbings or someplace like that? i think they were finns. they drank alot, loved to polka dance, would occasionally get in a fight, and were always ready for a good time no matter what. i think one of em was named toivo toyhbowlota. he had arms like fence posts from milking all da cows by hand. hfec

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