Mrs. TWW wants to go to town and eat lewdfish on Sunday so TWW will facilitate.
TWW is The Warped Woodturner who is a local artist living in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop 87). His mission is to use a wood lathe to make interesting but mostly useless objects from locally-sequestered carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but don't like that well. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well.
Monday, November 28, 2011
Friday, November 25, 2011
Local Occupy Activists at Garbin Moraine are planning to occupy Springbrook to start the new year. If you are interested in becoming part of the planning committee please e-mail TWW. There will be Recall Walker and Recall Obama petitions available at the gathering as well as other educational activities. Currently plans are to break into the former Drew's bar and use it as a shelter rather than trying to pound tent stakes into the frozen ground (unless global warming keeps the ground from freezing). More details will be forthcoming. If you want to contribute to the Occupy Springbrook movement please use the Donate button above. The only thing we ask if you want to participate is you don't do anything to embarrass Mrs. TWW.
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
TWW predicts there will be blood flowing if Occupy people get between shoppers and their Friday good deals. It will be like getting between a mother bear and her cubs.
Here is a full list of the stores to be occupied: http://www.stores.org/2011/Top-100-Retailers
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
"New research from University of Notre Dame Psychology ProfessorGabriel Radvansky suggests that passing through doorways is the cause of these memory lapses. " see link for details
Story 1: Top Blagojevich adviser Tony Rezko gets 10½ years
Sunday, November 20, 2011
|Notice deer tracks. Yesterday when he ran down not wearing blaze orange to get the mail TWW saw about|
11 deer. Mr. BANANA wearing blaze orange did not see any. Moral of story is not to wear orange.
Saturday, November 19, 2011
Friday, November 18, 2011
"Scientists were able to weigh their confidence of predictions of future climate disasters and heat waves were the most obvious. The report said it is "virtually certain" that heat waves are getting worse, longer and hotter, while cold spells are easing."
Even the children of the 1% now are targets :)
Thursday, November 17, 2011
Here is a recipe from Bone Appetite magazine: http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Jerusalem-Artichoke-Soup-100343
The recipe calls for one pound so what to do with the rest? Simple. Use them as premiums for people who donate to the upcoming Italian dinner. Since postal regulations do not allow shipping of dangerous items. You will have to pick up your premiums at Garbin Moraine. Thanks for giving.
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
find the answer here: http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/americas/white-house-notebook-biting-coverage-for-obama/2011/11/16/gIQA4XKkQN_story.html?wprss=rss_world
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Monday, November 14, 2011
Sunday, November 13, 2011
Saturday, November 12, 2011
Thursday, November 10, 2011
TWW wonders if the software would have worked when the first black president said he never had sex with that woman.
Tuesday, November 08, 2011
The link is to the nonsense of '12.
Update: "Cain said that the first time he had seen accuser Sharon Bialek was during her press conference with attorney Gloria Allred yesterday, and that he didn't remember either her or her name. " source: http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/herman-cain-democrat-machine/story?id=14907611#.Trm7KUPaXRk
Go to the 2nd link above and look at the photo. Was it Photoshopped? Nope. All blonds look alike. It is a different woman with Horny Herman.
Monday, November 07, 2011
I just noticed warpedwoodturner.blogspot.com by searching online, and found it is so sweet. Keep up the great work!
I have similar idea to this site.I will come back often!
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Posted by Anonymous to The Warped Woodturner at 3:59 PM
Saturday, November 05, 2011
Friday, November 04, 2011
Thursday, November 03, 2011
"The test occurs at 1900 GMT* Wednesday, November 9, and may last over three minutes -- longer than the typical 30 seconds or one minute for most broadcast test messages"
* GMT (the time in England) of 1900 is 1900 - 600 or 1300 (1PM) at Garbin Moraine.
Wednesday, November 02, 2011
Did the National Restaurant shirk its duty by not giving employees diversity training so they would know they did not need to be uncomfortable working for a black man?
Tuesday, November 01, 2011
ps. perhaps in an earlier post TWW was wrong when he said the only thing Cain could have done to match what he was accused of was to moon the women involved.
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