The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Monday, November 07, 2011

Cost Cutting Measures Impacts Premiums



Due to a lack of donations recently the Garbin Moraine board has ordered management to search for ways to cut costs.   The best idea management could come up with was to send out cheaper premiums. Sending out a cheaper premium as seen above cuts costs by 75%. If donors keep the stoppers in the bottles nobody will ever know the difference. 

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