TWW is The Warped Woodturner who is a local artist living in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop 87). His mission is to use a wood lathe to make interesting but mostly useless objects from locally-sequestered carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but don't like that well. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well.
Monday, August 31, 2009
If you think the town meeting were wild, see this guy's fascinating video (photo source same as link below)
see this link to see video: http://iwishicouldfly.com/iwishicouldfly/journal/html/082009.html Go down the page to find the video.
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Let's see now. The Democrats own the White House, the Senate and the House of Representatives. Bills pass with a majority of votes and there are more Democrats than Republicans. Why does bipartisanship matter unless the Democrats do not want to be the party to blame for the results of health care reform?
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Friday, August 21, 2009
TWW thanks the president for the free plug of his Te Wi Wi line of bowls ('we weed up' translated into Chinese).
Thursday, August 20, 2009
The answer is simple but brilliant: form a bogus Chinese company and put 'made in China' on the bowls. The trailer dwelling segment will think the bowls are as good as Walmart and scoop them up while the xenophobic liberal crowd that loves to wail about outsourcing jobs to China will not buy them. Instead they will buy TWW's gallery quality series of bowls at a jacked-up price. So watch for the Te Wi Wi label on the bottom of future bowls and of course the 'made in China' on the label.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
DARTMOUTH, Mass. –
"Ma'am, trying to have a conversation with you would be like trying to argue with a dining room table. I have no interest in doing it," Frank replied......(later in the story)....
Audrey Steele, 82, from New Bedford, said she does not want the government to get involved with health care because "they just make a mess of everything," ... " (note: spoken as someone who does not know who pays her medical bills? - TWW)
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Call your friends/relatives to see they would like to join you at Mr Pizza late in the day on a whim/spur of the moment…If they have already got things going for supper and they are really nice, they will invite you over instead. :)
You win 3 ways…. You didn't have to cook, it was free and it was a great meal. It worked for us on Sunday! We had a great meal at GAGA's and LALA's ( ribs, watermelon, corn, beans, and amaretto ice cream) Mr Pizza couldn’t beat that!
Saturday, August 15, 2009
The bowl is 11" by 3 1/2" lodgepole pine finished with walnut oil.
Top of the bowl:
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Monday, August 10, 2009
On Sunday TWW broke his lathe again and was trying to fix it when GAGA of the Strawballs Company stopped by. GAGA helped TWW fix his lathe so it appears to be working again so if the bowl on the lathe at the time the lathe broke turns out Mrs. GAGA will get the bowl as a premium for the work done by her abused husband. If it does not turn out TWW will throw it in the fire pit since someone is sure to claim it from there.
Many of TWW's deceptive crackpot letters to the editor were written by meat puppets.
Sunday, August 09, 2009
"The 10 members of Congress gathered at Andrews Air Force Base in Maryland on the morning of Dec. 29, 2007, along with several of their staff. Those who brought spouses were four Democrats (Rep. Mike Ross of Arkansas, Rep. Russ Carnahan of Missouri, Rep. Charlie Melancon of Louisiana and Rep. John Tanner of Tennessee) and two Republicans (Rep. Randy Neugebauer of Texas and Mr. Lucas of Oklahoma)...
Asked about his wife's participation, Mr. Lucas cited a busy congressional schedule that often keeps families separated, even on weekends. If spouses couldn't go along on trips abroad, "then you couldn't travel -- simple as that," he said. "
This shows how the wives of the politicians don't trust them to travel without them so if politicians cannot take their wives with they won't make frivolous trips and the tax payers will save millions.
source of quote: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124967502810515267.html
Friday, August 07, 2009
In times of financial distress people will not spend money unless you have a product they really need. TWW Enterprises has a new product that should be a good seller. Our new wooden ashtrays are great for burning down your house to collect the insurance money. Just light a smoking product and leave it in the wooden ashtray and wait for the money to come rolling in. You probably do not want to buy this product if you are not a smoker since the insurance companies may wonder but they would make great gifts (like many other TWW products) for people you don't like. You should also realize these ashtrays do not work if your house is under water.
Last night TWW walked into the kitchen and thought he saw the neighbor's cat but then realized the tail was too short and thought it was a mountain lion even though mountain lions do not have short tails with black at the end. But then reality set in and he realized it was really a small bobcat (not as fully developed and hairy as the one above which is not what he saw).
Source of stolen picture: http://animals.timduru.org/dirlist/bobCat/wildcat56-SnowLynx-bobcat.jpg (thanks)
Wednesday, August 05, 2009
Monday, August 03, 2009
Sunday, August 02, 2009
Looking for a bowl to burn.
The burning bowl is below the burning pallet.
Sunday morning on the deck.
Q & D hired a new subcontractor, Davido O who helped with leveling the shower door so the relatives stop looking funny at the door every time they are in the bathroom.
DODO and Mrs. Tww's secret scone recipe. (be sure to read the back of the card to learn how long you have to bake the scones.) Click on the recipe to make it easier to read.
Saturday, August 01, 2009
That is why BHO wants to tax the hell out of the innovators who get rich off of their innovations, isn't it? and not tax the ones who fail.
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