Welcome to TWW Enterprises: Even TWW could not make something like this up at his creative best

The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Even TWW could not make something like this up at his creative best

DARTMOUTH, Mass. – Rep. Barney Frank lashed out .....

"Ma'am, trying to have a conversation with you would be like trying to argue with a dining room table. I have no interest in doing it," Frank replied.

.....(later in the story)....

Audrey Steele, 82, from New Bedford, said she does not want the government to get involved with health care because "they just make a mess of everything," ... " (note: spoken as someone who does not know who pays her medical bills? - TWW)

source: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090819/ap_on_go_co/us_health_care_frank