New product for hard times

In times of financial distress people will not spend money unless you have a product they really need. TWW Enterprises has a new product that should be a good seller. Our new wooden ashtrays are great for burning down your house to collect the insurance money. Just light a smoking product and leave it in the wooden ashtray and wait for the money to come rolling in. You probably do not want to buy this product if you are not a smoker since the insurance companies may wonder but they would make great gifts (like many other TWW products) for people you don't like. You should also realize these ashtrays do not work if your house is under water.