It's conspiracy time again. Remember when in movie Tail Wag Dog Dustin Hoffman who was the producer of the TV footage about the threat from Albania died of a heart attack. Well, Breitbart said he had footage that would derail the President's campaign and he died of a heart attack.
A veteran (thank him for his service) owned and operated company existing only in TWW's imagination and in this website
HOW TO ORDER A BOWL
The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.
Friday, March 02, 2012
Thursday, March 01, 2012
New Info on Where Obama was born
It may have been Rochester MN. See: http://www.intelius.com/results.php?ReportType=1&qf=Barack+&qmi=&qn=obama&qcs=&focusfirst=0
The world is waiting for 1PM Mountain Time to learn the truth. See: http://www.wnd.com/2012/02/media-finally-paying-attention-to-eligibility/
The world is waiting for 1PM Mountain Time to learn the truth. See: http://www.wnd.com/2012/02/media-finally-paying-attention-to-eligibility/
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
A walk down to get the mail after the storm of the century
Kohler Lane not yet plowed as was Bass Lake Road and there was no mail in our box.
No wonder they are going broke. They tried to deliver a package to TWW when the roads were not passable. This is the status of the birthday present TWW bought for himself:
"Tracking Information:
No wonder they are going broke. They tried to deliver a package to TWW when the roads were not passable. This is the status of the birthday present TWW bought for himself:
"Tracking Information:
| Status: | In transit | |
| Ship Carrier: | USPS | |
| Tracking ID: | 9102901001301665252346 | |
| Latest Event: | Springbrook WI Delivery attempted - February 29, 2012 2:05:00 PM" | |
Official snow gauge and recycling container.
Latest storm of the century burying Garbin Moraine
If you want to help please use the Donate button above (that is a joke (said to keep Mrs Anonymous happy))
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Latest storm of the century due tonight
from NOAA:
"Tonight: Snow. The snow could be heavy at times. Low around 29. East wind between 10 and 20 mph, with gusts as high as 25 mph. Chance of precipitation is 100%. New snow accumulation of 7 to 11 inches possible.
Wednesday: Snow. The snow could be heavy at times. High near 34. East wind 5 to 15 mph becoming north. Winds could gust as high as 25 mph. Chance of precipitation is 100%. New snow accumulation of 3 to 7 inches possible. "
"Tonight: Snow. The snow could be heavy at times. Low around 29. East wind between 10 and 20 mph, with gusts as high as 25 mph. Chance of precipitation is 100%. New snow accumulation of 7 to 11 inches possible.
Wednesday: Snow. The snow could be heavy at times. High near 34. East wind 5 to 15 mph becoming north. Winds could gust as high as 25 mph. Chance of precipitation is 100%. New snow accumulation of 3 to 7 inches possible. "
Monday, February 27, 2012
Norwegian Rotarians for Newt?
Newt Gingrich, at Oral Roberts University:
Barack Obama is the most dangerous president in modern American history ….these are not Norwegian Rotarians. There’s a very specific desire to kill us. There’s a desire to destroy our civilization…The president wants to unilaterally weaken the United States…So defeating Barack Obama becomes in fact a duty of national security…
Well anyway, there is no official Norwegians for Newt site yet in spite of the fact his wife went to an obscure Norwegian college in Iowa. But here is more information on African Americans for Obama. According to the Obama web site it was established in 2007 and not just announced recently.
To see the place this is documented see: http://www.barackobama.com/african-americans
Sunday, February 26, 2012
White people for Romney or whoever?
Well, here is a black people for Obama ad. Interesting how white people get called racist for doing the very same thing. Such is life when there are too many liberal arts degrees in the world.
Another crackpot letter to the editor in the works
Editor:
While listening to the results of the Birkie on the radio I was struck by the basic backward backwoods philosphy inherent in this ski race and how unfair the whole thing is. We all know the top 1% of the finishers must have inherited their wealth of athletic genes putting the other 99% of the racers at an unfair advantage. And then there is the training some of the top skiers get from their corporate sponors that none of the 99% is privy to. Finally is the lack of practice snow for people who were born or forced to live in the wrong areas. All of this adds up to a rigged contest where the 1% wins at the expense of the 99% who are citizen-skiers.
While it is not physically possible to have thousands of racers crossing the finish line on Main Street at the same time there are other solutions to the unfairness of this race. The simplest soution is to give handicap minutes to people in the 99% based on how much snow there is where they live. This data must be availabe from NOAA. It would not even mean changing the starting waves. The only thing that would change is it would take longer to see who won since the first person across the line may be beaten by many people from areas where they could not train as much but their handicap minutes would make them the true winners. This is only one small step towards getting the basic unfairness out of the race. Perhaps in future years race officials can devise ways to factor corporate sponsorships into the handicaps mix and maybe even genetics and have a truly fair race.
While listening to the results of the Birkie on the radio I was struck by the basic backward backwoods philosphy inherent in this ski race and how unfair the whole thing is. We all know the top 1% of the finishers must have inherited their wealth of athletic genes putting the other 99% of the racers at an unfair advantage. And then there is the training some of the top skiers get from their corporate sponors that none of the 99% is privy to. Finally is the lack of practice snow for people who were born or forced to live in the wrong areas. All of this adds up to a rigged contest where the 1% wins at the expense of the 99% who are citizen-skiers.
While it is not physically possible to have thousands of racers crossing the finish line on Main Street at the same time there are other solutions to the unfairness of this race. The simplest soution is to give handicap minutes to people in the 99% based on how much snow there is where they live. This data must be availabe from NOAA. It would not even mean changing the starting waves. The only thing that would change is it would take longer to see who won since the first person across the line may be beaten by many people from areas where they could not train as much but their handicap minutes would make them the true winners. This is only one small step towards getting the basic unfairness out of the race. Perhaps in future years race officials can devise ways to factor corporate sponsorships into the handicaps mix and maybe even genetics and have a truly fair race.
Saturday, February 25, 2012
Burning charcoal lighter
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Scam of the day: Millie Horton
See this link since it cannot be embedded here: http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2012/02/22/romney_we_found_out_why_stephanopoulos_asked_about_contraception.html (it will open a new window)
Quote from the link:
" "You recall, back in the debate we had George Stephanopoulos talking all about birth control. We wondered why in the world that contraception -- it's like, 'why's he going there?' Well, we found out when Barack Obama continued his attack on religious conscience. "
TWW congratulates the Democrats on a great scam! Willie Horton scammed people's fears about black people. This Millie Horton scam works on women's fears about men. An excellent scam.
Quote from the link:
" "You recall, back in the debate we had George Stephanopoulos talking all about birth control. We wondered why in the world that contraception -- it's like, 'why's he going there?' Well, we found out when Barack Obama continued his attack on religious conscience. "
TWW congratulates the Democrats on a great scam! Willie Horton scammed people's fears about black people. This Millie Horton scam works on women's fears about men. An excellent scam.
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Monday, February 20, 2012
Tiramisu Layer Cake recipe
Unlike the dead bones cookies Mrs. Anonymous made (TWW was only following orders) the Tiramisu Layer Cake was a hit. People wanting the recipe can go to this link:
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/tiramisu-layer-cake/
Sunday, February 19, 2012
11 degrees F this morning so time to talk about global warming
see: http://www.drroyspencer.com/2012/02/more-musings-from-the-greenhouse/
He says it better than The Warped Weather Vane (TWV) can.
He says it better than The Warped Weather Vane (TWV) can.
Saturday, February 18, 2012
More cheesehead news
Wisconsin DOJ’s training director shoots own hand
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FOND DU LAC, Wis. (AP) — The training director for the Wisconsin Department of Justice is recovering from an accidental self-inflicted gunshot wound to the hand.
see http://gazettextra.com/weblogs/latest-news/2012/feb/17/wisconsin-dojs-training-director-shoots-own-hand/
More do as I say not what I do? (use slide at bottom to read entire quote)
Friday, February 17, 2012
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