The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Saturday, February 18, 2012

More cheesehead news

Wisconsin DOJ’s training director shoots own hand

By ASSOCIATED PRESS Friday, February 17, 2012 - 7:45 p.m.

FOND DU LAC, Wis. (AP) — The training director for the Wisconsin Department of Justice is recovering from an accidental self-inflicted gunshot wound to the hand.

see http://gazettextra.com/weblogs/latest-news/2012/feb/17/wisconsin-dojs-training-director-shoots-own-hand/

More do as I say not what I do? (use slide at bottom to read entire quote)