The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Saturday, July 03, 2010

Another crackpot letter to the editor

Editor: 


You don't hear too much about it in the news but George Bush and the Republicans will raise taxes on the people who can least afford it next year.  When they were in power they passed a law to raise income taxes next year so it would happen regardless of whether they were in power.  And in typical Republican fashion the people at the bottom get hurt more than the people at the top.  Currently,  people at the bottom of the income tax rates pay a 10% tax rate but next year it goes to 15% or a whopping 50% increase. When people are barely getting by in the first place a 50% increase in taxes hurts.  Contrast this with the rich people who always get the best treatment from Bush and Company having their tax rate next year go from 35% to 39.6% or only up about 13%. Though the rich may whine about their tax increases they can afford them much easier than the people on the bottom end of the income scale. 


note to editor: source of information is Read more: http://www.atr.org/six-months-untilbr-largest-tax-hikes-a5171#ixzz0sWXU81hS

Friday, July 02, 2010

The deer are not happy


A stack of tree cages on their way to protect the little oaks.

Find your income - see your tax hike



"Personal income tax rates will rise.  The top income tax rate will rise from 35 to 39.6 percent (this is also the rate at which two-thirds of small business profits are taxed).  The lowest rate will rise from 10 to 15 percent.  All the rates in between will also rise.  Itemized deductions and personal exemptions will again phase out, which has the same mathematical effect as higher marginal tax rates.  The full list of marginal rate hikes is below:

- The 10% bracket rises to an expanded 15%
- The 25% bracket rises to 28%
- The 28% bracket rises to 31%
- The 33% bracket rises to 36%
- The 35% bracket rises to 39.6%

Read more: http://www.atr.org/six-months-untilbr-largest-tax-hikes-a5171#ixzz0sWXU81hS"


Note: While you never or at least seldom hear it in the news the Bush tax cuts for the rich helped the little people who pay taxes too. (TWW thinks only about half of the people have to pay income tax anyway).

To see where you stand  so you can start to figure out how much your taxes might go up next year see the following table from the IRS: 



Tax RateMarried Couples Filing JointlyMost Single Filers
10%Not over $16,750Not over $8,375
15%$16,750 to $68,000$8,375 to $34,000
25%$68,000 to $137,300$34,000 to $82,400
28%$137,300 to $209,250$82,400 to $171,850
33%$209,250 to $373,650$171,850 to $373,650
35%Over $373,650Over $373,650

Thursday, July 01, 2010

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

TWW needs name of a new profession

MySpace Layouts

TWW just put a shellaced pine plate out to dry. This plate bowl at least for now does not have a crack showing so cannot be a plumber's plate.  It also does not have any real defects so could not be a 'MA-------->'  plate. The question is what to call it. Any advice would be appreciated.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Quote for the day - deja vu all over again

"In 1986, President Ronald Reagan signed into law the Immigration Reform and Control Act, the bill which was co-sponsored by Congressman Romano Mazola (D-KY), and Senator Alan Simpson (R-WY) granted amnesty to about 3 million illegal aliens, mostly from Mexico....the American people were told that the Simpson-Mazzoli bill would correct our “broken immigration system” and “bring people out of the shadows,” while ensuring that our borders would be defended, it quickly became obvious that we had been fed a lie…Sound familiar?"
source: Milwaukee Examiner


Something to keep in mind as they reform immigration laws again.  Just think of what happened to the Native Americans when they did not control who moved into their lands. 

Pine Plumber's Plate Project

To find something to use in keeping this blog going TWW decided to mount a Menard's 1" x 12" board back on the lathe.  This was the same board with a second board glued to the back to mount it to the lathe without having screw holes in the finished product TWW first mounted  in March when the board caught the chisel and overstressed the lathe and the lathe was out of commission for 6 weeks.  And outside expert warned TWW that the glue block did not need to be so big but as TWW Sr. told TWW (yes he is a junior) when he was little  "you always have to learn things the hard way".   

TWW got this first beautiful pine plate almost done but when he was trying to pry the glue block off of the plate the plate transformed into a plumber's plate.  Hopefully, a little glue will hide the mistake.   And once again TWW cautions people to never buy something they see on the Internet. 




Saturday, June 26, 2010

Storms to the south and nothing to the north

For life enrichment sit on the porch and watch the cloud go by. It helps to have a camera that gets an exact representation of what they look like but such is life.  











Friday, June 25, 2010

This is getting old

More rain during the severe drought keeping TWW from working outside.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

More trivia

This is really a garden. No joke. 




The weeds are losing to the vegetables for now.  




The air conditioner awaiting the warm weather.




The shadow of the maple tree.




MRs. TWW's hostas are growing but deer and rabbits have been seen in the area.  

Done (close enough for government work) moving wood to dry out

New pile seen from Shirleywood Forest


Trees marked for selective cutting for kindling 


What remains of old pile is now able to dry


New firewood wall along driveway


Two walls holding each other up

Quotes for the day

Actually this all makes sense if you consider the fact it is all part of climate change. 


In the midst of a severe drought we read this from the National Weather Service today:

 " HYDROLOGIC OUTLOOK
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DULUTH MN
1200 PM CDT WED JUN 23 2010

...MORE HEAVY RAINFALL THIS WEEKEND COULD LEAD TO FLOODING..."



Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Recovery process almost over

Replacement printer arrives



This means TWW can print e-mail messages again (tell your kids).

Drought dampening continues

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Once again TWW wishes he was smart enough to make this stuff up

"White House mocks BP CEO's yacht race, defends Obama golf
WASHINGTON — A White House spokesman mocked BP's chief executive Monday for attending a luxury yacht race despite the oil spill disaster in the Gulf of Mexico, but then defended President Barack Obama's own weekend golf game.........."I think that a little time to himself on Father's Day weekend probably does us all good as American citizens," he said."

Early morning walkabout

Fog in the valley. Must be caused by the coming cooler temperatures from La Nina.




The rain lately caused by the drought caused by global warming means more work since TWW needs to empty the rain gauge more often.  




The trash container escaped being molested by bears last night.


A rare sighting lately as the sun rises with no cloud cover. 

Monday, June 21, 2010

New desktop computer leads to messy desktop


As one of his recovery steps TWW bought a new PC with a bigger screen that was supposed to have bigger print so using it when he got older would be easier.  The PC would not work under the desk so the result is a messier desktop than before it that were possible. Stacking wood is much more life enriching than this high tech stuff.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

More problems caused by the drought

It turns out the drought is causing the firewood cut for the 2011-2012 burning season to begin rotting. Therefore TWW has to move and restack the wood to allow more air around the wood to dry the wood out.  


Wood in new location


A little over two cords to move so they dry out. 


Moral of story:  When city people move to the country their brains come with.





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