The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

TWW needs name of a new profession

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TWW just put a shellaced pine plate out to dry. This plate bowl at least for now does not have a crack showing so cannot be a plumber's plate.  It also does not have any real defects so could not be a 'MA-------->'  plate. The question is what to call it. Any advice would be appreciated.
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Anonymous said...

hey tww....hfec here. in order to meet the needs of half the population, i think you should call it a 'pine plate'. remember, when dealing with people...half the people are below average! no wonder we have problems. peace be with you...glad you got your lathe, or lay as half the population pronounces it, fixed.

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