Latest effort to save the planet

Carbon sequestered in buffed birch (7 3/4" by 2 3/4")

Note where burning tool slipped on last W.

Gray February - Day 17

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Gray February - Day 16

Another Day Another Attack by the Deniers

The latest attack by the infidels says hurricanes aren't really increasing in numbers. See:

http://wattsupwiththat.com/2010/02/16/register-ipcc-hurricane-data-questioned/

Will they ever give up and see reality?

Lucky Mrs TWW

She got custom M & Ms for Valentine's Day. Eat your heart out so to speak.

Even better yet

"So the world should perhaps not be surprised at the answer given by Pyke and his neighbors on the beach, when asked why they think the sea is swallowing up their land.

They have not heard of man-made global warming.

"God is responsible," they all agreed."

The quote above is from the close of an NPR story on global warming and how it impacts the poor Hindu people who live on Sagar Island, off the east coast of India.

They may know more than the enlightened liberals.

see: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=123733017 to read or hear the entire story.

It doesn't get much better than this

Are you one of the laggards out there who does not believe humans cause the gray skies of Gray February. Well here is proof. Notice how the jet planes shoot out their hot gases right at the temperature collection station. What other proof do you need?

The picture is borrowed from: http://wattsupwiththat.com/ (a great source of what people are saying about how the gods control the weather).

Carbon Capture Report has recognized the high quality of TWW's blog

TWW recently learned his site has been recognized by The Carbon Report for his attempts to help save the planet. (see: link to Carbon Capture Report).

This is pasted from CCR from their November 28th, 2009 entry.

The Warped Woodturner Enterprises: The RASAs visit ... Sacrificing for the good of the land of our LEADER (assuming it is the US) through carbon sequestration by means of rotation, narcism, boredom and freeloading, TWW lives on Garbin Moraine where normal is only a setting on the washing machine. His motto is "Exacerbation through iteration". Once again the freeloading strategy has paid off with the RASAs coming up for a few days and bringing m ... (112 words)

Storing carbon: options for liability risk management, financial ... ... risk management, financial responsibility The authors of this article say the technical complexity, economic impacts, social demand, and political challenges underpinning the deployment of carbon capture and storage technology to reduce greenhouse gas emissions from coal-fired electric power generation are daunting, but not unprecedented. In response to these challenges, the authors rec ... (94 words)

The Warped Woodturner Enterprises: New kind of premium ... Sacrificing for the good of the land of our LEADER (assuming it is the US) through carbon sequestration by means of rotation, narcism, boredom and freeloading, TWW lives on Garbin Moraine where normal is only a setting on the washing machine. His motto is "Exacerbation through iteration". When the company is bored and wants entertainment you need to entertain them. (After all they did bring ... (87 words)

Gray February - Day 15

Up until now TWW was assuming the scientists who believed in AGW ( the humans did it) may have been correct and gray February was caused by anthropogenic global warming. (That does not mean 'climate change' if it actually exists was caused by people and their gases). Anyway, recently there have been a series of articles in the enlightened European's newspapers that make one wonder. Here is the most recent quote from one: "Climategate U-turn as scientist at centre of row admits: There has been no global warming since 1995"

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1250872/Climategate-U-turn-Astonishment-scientist-centre-global-warming-email-row-admits-data-organised.html#ixzz0fbid1Ubw

And here is another one from the enlightened people in Europe: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article7026317.ece

Cabin Paint Pictures

Seeing may not be believing here.

Gray February - Day 14 (VD Day)

Customer Service vs. Acting One's Age

TWW is going to celebrate the end of Gray February by going on the dole in March (meaning he will get Social Security). This presents a problem. Becoming a senior citizen means you are supposed to badmouth the younger generation. But what if members of the younger generation are customers for your B & B?

Garbin Moraine management has gotten several complaints about the lack of a camera to take pictures of the younger set when they spend the night in the Moon Room (basement bedroom) of Garbin Moraine when it is open as a B & B in the warm months. TWW thinks they want to put pictures of their nighttime adventures on their Facebook pages so all their friends know what they were up to (TWW wonders if their parents are Facebook friends too but that is a topic for a different post). To show good customer service Garbin Moraine now has a Kinky-cam installed in the Moon Room. TWW can hardly wait (meant as sarcasm to show he is getting old) to see what appears when he checks the Facebook pages of the young people after a stay in the Moon Room.

The camera is seen below discretely located in the corner of the Moon Room. To insure privacy the camera flashes every time it takes a picture so the youngsters know it is working. The nearby picture of fireworks in the Moon Room is purely coincidental.

Gray February - Day 13

He is our LEADER; screw Congress

Since the Republicans and even Democrats are blocking our LEADER's attempts to give the people what is rightfully theirs, our LEADER has finally decided it is time to ignore Congress and do what needs doing. See NY Times (the paper of record) article below:" http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/13/us/politics/13obama.html

Gray February - Day 12

Our LEADER wants to listen in

" the Obama administration has argued that warrantless tracking is permitted because Americans enjoy no "reasonable expectation of privacy" in their--or at least their cell phones'--whereabouts".

see http://news.cnet.com/8301-13578_3-10451518-38.html

We have heard Our LEADER has been meeting with George Bush to get some tips on how to hear the juiciest conversations on our cell phones.

NYT blames its drop in readership on global warming

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/11/science/earth/11climate.html

Yo have to read between the line to see what they are getting at.

Gray February - Day 11

Gray February - Day 10

Good news from the government of Our LEADER: They now have a web site telling the truth about climate change (unlike this blog which is not peer-reviewed and has no credibility). To see your tax dollars at work visit: www.climate.gov/ And always remember "We are from the government and we are here to help" even if it is on the Web.

There is an interesting chart on the blog showing incoming sunlight compared to temperature rises. It makes it appear more sunlight has caused the warming in the last 100 years. The chart must be wrong. Remember the site says prototype on it.

The main page had a link to this story: Stratospheric water vapor a wild card The article says water vapor up in the stratosphere may slow down global warming. This article calls into question the post yesterday about the need for auto urine therapy so watch the government web site to learn the truth.

An new method to prevent global warming

With members of the Hollywood left claiming people should only use one piece of toilet paper then flying around in private jets, it is only a matter of time until one of them starts promoting auto-urine therapy (AUT for short) as a way to save the planet. This practice as been used by many cultures and even is mentioned in the Bible where it says in Proverbs: "Drink water from your own cistern, flowing water from your own well." (The Book of Proverbs 5:15)

Why auto-urine therapy?

The answer here is simple. AUT will help save the world from global warming as well as promote health. The anthropogenic global warming crowd always tells you about how CO2 is this evil gas that heats the planet. What they don't tell you yet (probably since capitalists do not make money off of water) is water vapor is a bigger greenhouse gas than CO2. Think about what happens when you drink something with water in it. Your body keeps the water for a while and then expels it. The liquid flows into the sewers and is processed by the city and eventually flows into a river where the water evaporates and becomes water vapor and helps to trap heat and warm the planet. So what to do? The simple answer is: recycle urine so it does not become a greenhouse gas.

What is urine therapy?

Urine therapy means recycling your own urine by drinking it as a way to promote or maintain good health. Sometimes everything else fails, AUT will turn a patient around. Since nothing else is really working to eliminate global warming AUT may be just what Mother Nature ordered. The first question that probably comes to mind is whether urine is a bad for you to drink since it is already a waste product. Remember in nature one creature's waste is another's feast so don't prejudge. You should know urine is mostly water in liquid form just waiting to become water vapor and heat the planet. Besides water urine has 2.5 per cent urea and another 2.5 per cent is a mixture of minerals, salt, hormones and enzymes.

If you want more information on how you can help save the planet see: http://www.lifepositive.com/body/traditional-therapies/urine-therapy.asp