Here are some quick pics of the latest order for bowls. These bowls have been aged to perfection since 2005 and now are ready to be shipped. The currently are still wet from their first covering with walnut oil.
A veteran (thank him for his service) owned and operated company existing only in TWW's imagination and in this website
HOW TO ORDER A BOWL
The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.
Thursday, January 22, 2015
Believe it or not time
"The results of all this are now in. An independent study by the British Journal of Criminology found that since total decriminalization, addiction has fallen, and injecting drug use is down by 50 percent. I'll repeat that: injecting drug use is down by 50 percent. Decriminalization has been such a manifest success that very few people in Portugal want to go back to the old system. The main campaigner against the decriminalization back in 2000 was Joao Figueira, the country's top drug cop. He offered all the dire warnings that we would expect from the Daily Mail or Fox News. But when we sat together in Lisbon, he told me that everything he predicted had not come to pass -- and he now hopes the whole world will follow Portugal's example."
see: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/johann-hari/the-real-cause-of-addicti_b_6506936.html
see: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/johann-hari/the-real-cause-of-addicti_b_6506936.html
Wednesday, January 21, 2015
not much going on to report on
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Friday, January 16, 2015
Monday, January 12, 2015
TWW has psychopathology??
see: http://cleveland.cbslocal.com/2015/01/11/mental-health-study-men-who-post-selfie-show-psychopathic-tendencies/
"Men who regularly posted photos of themselves online scored higher on a measure for narcissism and psychopathy.According to Medical News Today, a study out of Ohio State University has found that men who took “selfies” were more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits when compared to control group."
Perhaps they meant maschocism too since this was a picture of a chain saw accident (the saw did not have an engine by the way)
"Men who regularly posted photos of themselves online scored higher on a measure for narcissism and psychopathy.According to Medical News Today, a study out of Ohio State University has found that men who took “selfies” were more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits when compared to control group."
Perhaps they meant maschocism too since this was a picture of a chain saw accident (the saw did not have an engine by the way)
Wednesday, January 07, 2015
Sunday, January 04, 2015
Reverse Santa Anonymous
You have heard about anonymous Santas who do good deeds during the Christmas season. Well now we have a reverse Santa Anonymous who used anonymously used TWW's credit card to go holiday shopping out in the San Fransisco area while TWW was in Rochester having an early holiday with Mrs. TWW's family this year. Most of the charges were from either gas stations or clothes stores so TWW is sure he has helped someone in need buy for their children so they could have the Christmas they are entitled to. After all President Obama told them he would help the fill their tanks and make their mortgages during the 2008 campaign. In case you would like top help TWW with this good project of helping the poor use the donate button on this site (but remember the purpose of this site is to celebrate the diversity of gullibility).
ObamaCoaster solves most known problems with Medicaid and Social security
Read more: http://www.ozy.com/flashback/roller-coaster-of-death/37275?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=OZYpost
As soon as the voters put the Democrats back in power we can begin working on this again. It sure beats the mythical 'death panels' we heard about.
Saturday, January 03, 2015
Latest global warming news
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Monday, December 29, 2014
Sunday, December 28, 2014
Tuesday, December 23, 2014
Great new PSA from Idiots without Borders
Be sure to show this to your kids and their friends. Together we can end gun violence.
Tuesday, December 16, 2014
Another gullibility test? (perhaps not. they got it right on John Edwards but who knows)
“You can bet after learning about his love nest that Michelle will be filling his Christmas stocking with coal – but better that than divorce papers.”
source: http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/exclusive-michelle-explodes-obama-secret-love-nest-revealed
source: http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/exclusive-michelle-explodes-obama-secret-love-nest-revealed
Monday, December 15, 2014
Sunday, December 14, 2014
new anti-gullibility traing video
So after you see the video will you be more or less likely to assume things about the law enforcement people when the next shooting of an unarmed person occurs or was the video an attempt to make you more gullible?
Saturday, December 13, 2014
New Gullibility test
Christian Anti-Masturbation Group’s Mascot Arrested For Public Masturbation
Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin seen here at Westview Elementary School in Apple Valley, Minnesota while on his 31-city nationwide anti-masturbation school tour.
Phoenix, AZ — In an ironic twist of a fate, a mascot for a Christian anti-masturbation group was arrested Sunday for masturbating in public. The organization recently finished a federally funded 31-city nationwide school tourwhich it says focused on educating both children and parents about the dangerous consequences of masturbation.
Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin, whose real name is 35-year-old Paul Horner, was arrested on Sunday atMetta Yoga in Phoenix after employees notified police about a man with no pants on peering through office windows.
Here is a test for you: If you think this story is true you must have liberal values; if not then there is hope for you. If you search for more information then there is even more hope for you and you may even become a libertarian. But in the end it does not matter if this is true or not since like the Martin, Brown, Duke lacrosse and other stories they forward a cause and if you think they are not true you are racist, sexist, homophobic and who knows what else.
Thursday, December 11, 2014
Can George Zimmerman apply for this program too?
"ST. LOUIS • Dorian Johnson, who rose to fame as a witness to Michael Brown's fatal encounter with Ferguson police officer Darren Wilson, has been hired to do work for the city of St. Louis.
Jeff Rainford, Mayor Francis Slay's chief of staff, has confirmed that Johnson was hired under a state grant through the city's Agency on Training and Employment, or SLATE.
Officials said he is doing work for the city. The job, listed as a temporary position, pays about $8.50 an hour.
Rainford said Johnson met the low income eligibility requirements for the hiring. "
Saturday, December 06, 2014
Tragic circumstances but still the quote of the day
"He was freed but unfortunately he was dead."
see: http://www.cbsnews.com/news/american-hostage-luke-somers-killed-in-yemen-rescue-attempt/
see: http://www.cbsnews.com/news/american-hostage-luke-somers-killed-in-yemen-rescue-attempt/
Thursday, December 04, 2014
Tuesday, December 02, 2014
Sunday, November 30, 2014
It seems like the news story TWW has been hearing lately dropped the 'unarmed' part of the story
Perhaps this explanation is why but TWW doubts it. "Let them who have ears hear" but they don't really want to listen :) There is value in exploiting tragedies or confirming one's own beliefs regardless of the 'facts'.
"FERGUSON PART V: WHY OFFICER WILSON WAS JUSTIFIED IN SHOOTING AN “UNARMED” MAN
Friday, November 28th, 2014
Much of America, including CNN’s Attorney Sunny Hostin, can’t seem to grasp how Officer Darren Wilson could have been justified in shooting an ostensibly unarmed man. If Ms. Hostin got through law school without learning the definition of “disparity of force,” well, she wouldn’t be the first to do so.
DISPARITY OF FORCE is the legal principle which recognizes that even without a per se weapon, a violent attacker may have such a physical advantage over the intended victim that if the assault is allowed to continue, the totality of the circumstances indicate that the victim is likely to be killed or crippled. This authorizes the victim to use an actual deadly weapon in self-defense. That situation would exist if the attacker was significantly larger and/or stronger than the victim. It would exist if the attacker had complete freedom of movement and leverage, and the victim did not, a situation known as “position of advantage.” Another element that could create disparity of force would be that the victim was already handicapped or injured, even in the course of the instant assault, impairing the victim’s ability to fight back, escape, or evade or block continuing blows. ALL OF THESE WERE PRESENT WHEN THE 292-POUND MICHAEL BROWN WAS SMASHING OFFICER WILSON IN THE HEAD WHILE WILSON HAD VERY LIMITED RANGE OF MOVEMENT INSIDE THE PATROL CAR."
source for the rest of the article:
http://backwoodshome.com/blogs/MassadAyoob/2014/11/28/ferguson-part-v-why-officer-wilson-was-justified-in-shooting-an-unarmed-man/Food for thought: http://newsok.com/tensions-high-as-milwaukee-panel-hears-comments-in-police-shooting-case/article/5370412
So why aren't the people in Milwaukee rioting like in Ferguson? They may have a bettter reason to do so given the case.
Saturday, November 29, 2014
Wednesday, November 26, 2014
Quote for the day
Talking about the events in Ferguson, MO someone said "they weren't looters; they were undocumented shoppers"
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