Christian Anti-Masturbation Group’s Mascot Arrested For Public Masturbation
Phoenix, AZ — In an ironic twist of a fate, a mascot for a Christian anti-masturbation group was arrested Sunday for masturbating in public. The organization recently finished a federally funded 31-city nationwide school tourwhich it says focused on educating both children and parents about the dangerous consequences of masturbation.
Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin, whose real name is 35-year-old Paul Horner, was arrested on Sunday atMetta Yoga in Phoenix after employees notified police about a man with no pants on peering through office windows.
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