The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Two bowl series

The first series is the original TWW working class bowl type made of cheap popple meant for the tourists or people who have to buy gifts for people they do not like that much. 


The new series is chic bowls made of aspen (like in Colorado) for upscale gift giving where money is more important than what the gift recipient gets. 




Who says there is no equal opportunity in Ferguson?

Notice the skin color of the people in the photo. More than half are white.

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Should he be punished ? Another woman accuses Bill C of sexual assault

"No one knows, of course, whether the 20-year-old accusation is true. But several witnesses have come forward to say Ms. Broaddrick told them..... One friend also says she saw the grossly swollen upper lip blamed ..." 

Read this for more details: the newspaper story

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Quote of the day

"There’s little point in trying to get the truth across to those who are on a mission that doesn't involve the truth." - Sharyl Attkisson


Sunday, November 16, 2014

Is she for real or paranoid?



"So a government-related entity has infiltrated my computer, email, and likely my smartphones, and that included illegally planting classified documents in a possible attempt to lay the groundwork to eventually entrap or frame me . . . or someone who talks to me ? As it begins to sink in, I think of the whistleblowers and sources who have spoken to me over the past two years, often confidentially. By having well-placed sources help me discover this infiltration, did I just dodge a bullet? Did I get them before they got me?"

Attkisson, Sharyl (2014-11-04). Stonewalled: My Fight for Truth Against the Forces of Obstruction, Intimidation, and Harassment in Obama's Washington (Kindle Locations 4141-4144). HarperCollins. Kindle Edition. 

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Gullibility test



Are the guys in the video the gullible ones or the people who believe the video?

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

2nd (?) storm of the century of the year





Trailer awaiting broken snow blower.


Snow blower awaiting trip to emergency room after TWW broke it after only  using it for 1.25 hours.




People at the emergency room said they could weld it to fix it or put a new impeller in but they were back ordered at the factory and not available for who knows how long.


Thursday, November 06, 2014

Wednesday, November 05, 2014

What ever happened to fairness in this country?

"ABC News Chief White House Correspondent Jon Karl reported that according to WH officials “the president will move forward with an executive order on immigration reform “no matter how big a shellacking Democrats get tonight” during ABC’s Election coverage on Tuesday."



Commentary: Remember when people stood in line, filled out all the proper forms, took classes on what it meant to be American,   learned English and then were sworn in as citizens?  Now all some people have to do is walk across the border and they get in for free it seems. Is it fair?

TWW's election commentary

Thank the heavens America does not have a parliamentary system. 

Monday, November 03, 2014

Latest in negative advertising

Was it produced by the Democrats or the KKK?

View image on Twitter

only one day until people can vote guilt-free

President BO is not on the ballot. Let's see now Affirmative Action gave us Clarence Thomas, Sarah Palin and the President.  Will it give us Hillary too? Stay tuned.... 

Monday, October 27, 2014

Good food, good wine and good friend (especially since she brought all three)

In case you are new to this blog you need to go to the very first entry to understand what Country Freeloading is all about.   See http://warpedwoodturner.blogspot.com/2005/12/successful-country-freeloading.html written back in the days when TWW was called TWWT. You can understand why the name was changed since it rhymed with twit. 




Ms MJG reminiscing with Mrs. TWW about the days in Robbinsdale.


The bread


Rest of the spread


The wine


Some wine after Mrs. TWW decide to create a red a Rorschach ink spot


Ms MJG gets four premium premiums for her generous donation to the cause (see the article if you want to know about premiums)




Saturday, October 18, 2014

Pornography may not be definable but you know it when you see it

Bush lied twice

First he said there were WMDs in Iraq. Second he lied or perhaps covered-up the fact there really were WMDs in Iraq. see:

"ISIS Likely Captured Iraqi Chemical Weapons, New York Times Confirms

Posted: Updated: 
WASHINGTON -- A New York Times report confirms that the U.S. government knew that an Iraqi facility now controlled by the Islamic State militant organization likely contained deadly chemical weapons -- a finding reported by The Huffington Post on Monday."  at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/14/isis-chemical-weapons-_n_5987106.html

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

So what does this mean?

Who do you think put this on the Internet?



Was it:

  • Planned Parenthood advocating postpartum abortions?
  • An anti-immigration group saying we need to seal the border (the photos came from a Mexican person's Facebook page)
  • A pro-gun group saying it is OK since his hand is not on the trigger
  • An anti-violence group to prove nobody should own guns in the US
  • A drug cartel saying they mean business
  • A GBLT group saying it is homophobic behavior
original source of photos: 
     https://www.facebook.com/848038755227994/photos/a.848478965183973.1073741827.848038755227994/848478415184028/?type=1&relevant_count=1

Wednesday, October 08, 2014

ALERT: New terrorist threat discovered

TWW has kept contact with some of his former colleagues in the intell community and recently learned something startling.  Terrorists are being planted in the companies who sell on the Internet and ship products using inflatable plastic bubbles. 
 

The next time you get one of these packages with the plastic bubbles inside DO NOT punch a hole in the bag. Instead put the bag in a box to protect it and put in in the trash. That way if there is poison gas inside the bubbles the people who work for the garbage company or at the landfill will be the ones exposed to the poinsons and not you. This information has been verified by Snopes.com 

Tuesday, October 07, 2014

first snow storm of the century of the year due to climate change last Saturday

Adding this post was due to sotrm-related problems. TWW apologizes for the delay.





Wednesday, October 01, 2014

gift idea for Christmas for your kids




This cool app lets them document their consent.  If you can get their password you can find out who they were fooling around with.

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Innovative approach to WI voter ID law

"APPLETON, Wis. (AP) – Wisconsin officials are working to better serve the rapidly growing Hispanic community in the state, with a little help from the Mexican Consulate in Chicago.
A mobile version of the Chicago-based office issued passports and consular identification cards to hundreds of Mexican nationals at an Appleton church last week, Post-Crescent Media reported. About 800 people took advantage of the services at First English Lutheran Church from last Wednesday to Saturday, according to Alfredo Gomez Sepulveda, a coordinator of the consulate’s mobile program.
About once a month, the mobile office visits a Wisconsin city to renew Mexican passports and consular identification cards, saving thousands of people from having to take a trip to Chicago. The consulate has served more than 9,900 Mexican nationals so far in 2014 by offering services in Appleton, Beloit, Green Bay, Kenosha, Milwaukee, Racine and Waukesha, according to Sepulveda.
“It’s more than a three-hour trip to Chicago and the passport is the primary form of ID. So it’s a service that the Chicago consulate provides … to attend to Mexican nationals over here,” Sepulveda said."

http://fox11online.com/2014/09/29/mexican-consulate-brings-id-services-to-wisconsin/

Monday, September 29, 2014

Sunday, September 28, 2014

What changed?

After several years of expecting to be called racist when criticizing the policies of our beloved first African American President something has changed. Now people are getting disillusioned that the image the media creating did not match reality but there is more. There is a crack in the armor or something.  It used to be people with liberal values were like union reps for the Black Criminals Union.  When a black person was accused of a crime the union reps were quick to take the side of the poor young black man.  He would not be a criminal if he had a well-paying job. It was his environment and on and on.  Say "personal responsibility" and you are a racist.  So why now do the good people with liberal values want to ban someone for life in their chosen occupation? and fire the people who run the companies who would hire the young black men?  And when a DA decides to put a first time offender into a diversion program like we used to hear about for the other black criminals why isn't that enough?  After being banned from making a living the offenders are sure to go back to a life of crime.  It is all sort of interesting but that's football.    

Sunday, September 21, 2014

2014 starting to show its age




Mums in a race against time. 













Monday, September 15, 2014

A fall morning on Garbin Moraine

Remember this blog is about gullibility so it is up to you to figure out if the photos are true.








We are hoping the frost holds off long enough so this is all yellow but it is iffy.


Friday, September 05, 2014

Immigration rant of the day


The politicians tell us we live in a nation built by immigrants. The liberal brand of politician also likes to tell us how unfair the nation built by immigrants is.

So are immigrants all wonderful people and we should let lots more of them in?

Some of the earliest immigrants in the country were the slave owners wonderful people that they were.

Then there were the slaves who were minding their own business back in their homelands until they were kidnapped and brought to the US  and their culture destroyed and a new slave culture based on violence created.  Fortunately many of the former slaves were able to overcome their pasts and adopt to the surroundings they ended up in and are good citizens but some aren't and our tax dollars pay for that.

Finally, their are the immigrants who fought with the native people here first, won and took their land and put them on reservations and also destroyed their cultures. Nice work immigrants.

This is rant is something to remember the next time someone tells you about how wonderful immigration is. It depends.

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