Welcome to TWW Enterprises: Two bowl series

The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Two bowl series

The first series is the original TWW working class bowl type made of cheap popple meant for the tourists or people who have to buy gifts for people they do not like that much.

The new series is chic bowls made of aspen (like in Colorado) for upscale gift giving where money is more important than what the gift recipient gets.