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HOW TO ORDER A BOWL
The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Latest storm of the century burying Garbin Moraine
If you want to help please use the Donate button above (that is a joke (said to keep Mrs Anonymous happy))
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Latest storm of the century due tonight
from NOAA:
"Tonight: Snow. The snow could be heavy at times. Low around 29. East wind between 10 and 20 mph, with gusts as high as 25 mph. Chance of precipitation is 100%. New snow accumulation of 7 to 11 inches possible.
Wednesday: Snow. The snow could be heavy at times. High near 34. East wind 5 to 15 mph becoming north. Winds could gust as high as 25 mph. Chance of precipitation is 100%. New snow accumulation of 3 to 7 inches possible. "
"Tonight: Snow. The snow could be heavy at times. Low around 29. East wind between 10 and 20 mph, with gusts as high as 25 mph. Chance of precipitation is 100%. New snow accumulation of 7 to 11 inches possible.
Wednesday: Snow. The snow could be heavy at times. High near 34. East wind 5 to 15 mph becoming north. Winds could gust as high as 25 mph. Chance of precipitation is 100%. New snow accumulation of 3 to 7 inches possible. "
Monday, February 27, 2012
Norwegian Rotarians for Newt?
Newt Gingrich, at Oral Roberts University:
Barack Obama is the most dangerous president in modern American history ….these are not Norwegian Rotarians. There’s a very specific desire to kill us. There’s a desire to destroy our civilization…The president wants to unilaterally weaken the United States…So defeating Barack Obama becomes in fact a duty of national security…
Well anyway, there is no official Norwegians for Newt site yet in spite of the fact his wife went to an obscure Norwegian college in Iowa. But here is more information on African Americans for Obama. According to the Obama web site it was established in 2007 and not just announced recently.
To see the place this is documented see: http://www.barackobama.com/african-americans
Sunday, February 26, 2012
White people for Romney or whoever?
Well, here is a black people for Obama ad. Interesting how white people get called racist for doing the very same thing. Such is life when there are too many liberal arts degrees in the world.
Another crackpot letter to the editor in the works
Editor:
While listening to the results of the Birkie on the radio I was struck by the basic backward backwoods philosphy inherent in this ski race and how unfair the whole thing is. We all know the top 1% of the finishers must have inherited their wealth of athletic genes putting the other 99% of the racers at an unfair advantage. And then there is the training some of the top skiers get from their corporate sponors that none of the 99% is privy to. Finally is the lack of practice snow for people who were born or forced to live in the wrong areas. All of this adds up to a rigged contest where the 1% wins at the expense of the 99% who are citizen-skiers.
While it is not physically possible to have thousands of racers crossing the finish line on Main Street at the same time there are other solutions to the unfairness of this race. The simplest soution is to give handicap minutes to people in the 99% based on how much snow there is where they live. This data must be availabe from NOAA. It would not even mean changing the starting waves. The only thing that would change is it would take longer to see who won since the first person across the line may be beaten by many people from areas where they could not train as much but their handicap minutes would make them the true winners. This is only one small step towards getting the basic unfairness out of the race. Perhaps in future years race officials can devise ways to factor corporate sponsorships into the handicaps mix and maybe even genetics and have a truly fair race.
While listening to the results of the Birkie on the radio I was struck by the basic backward backwoods philosphy inherent in this ski race and how unfair the whole thing is. We all know the top 1% of the finishers must have inherited their wealth of athletic genes putting the other 99% of the racers at an unfair advantage. And then there is the training some of the top skiers get from their corporate sponors that none of the 99% is privy to. Finally is the lack of practice snow for people who were born or forced to live in the wrong areas. All of this adds up to a rigged contest where the 1% wins at the expense of the 99% who are citizen-skiers.
While it is not physically possible to have thousands of racers crossing the finish line on Main Street at the same time there are other solutions to the unfairness of this race. The simplest soution is to give handicap minutes to people in the 99% based on how much snow there is where they live. This data must be availabe from NOAA. It would not even mean changing the starting waves. The only thing that would change is it would take longer to see who won since the first person across the line may be beaten by many people from areas where they could not train as much but their handicap minutes would make them the true winners. This is only one small step towards getting the basic unfairness out of the race. Perhaps in future years race officials can devise ways to factor corporate sponsorships into the handicaps mix and maybe even genetics and have a truly fair race.
Saturday, February 25, 2012
Burning charcoal lighter
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Scam of the day: Millie Horton
See this link since it cannot be embedded here: http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2012/02/22/romney_we_found_out_why_stephanopoulos_asked_about_contraception.html (it will open a new window)
Quote from the link:
" "You recall, back in the debate we had George Stephanopoulos talking all about birth control. We wondered why in the world that contraception -- it's like, 'why's he going there?' Well, we found out when Barack Obama continued his attack on religious conscience. "
TWW congratulates the Democrats on a great scam! Willie Horton scammed people's fears about black people. This Millie Horton scam works on women's fears about men. An excellent scam.
Quote from the link:
" "You recall, back in the debate we had George Stephanopoulos talking all about birth control. We wondered why in the world that contraception -- it's like, 'why's he going there?' Well, we found out when Barack Obama continued his attack on religious conscience. "
TWW congratulates the Democrats on a great scam! Willie Horton scammed people's fears about black people. This Millie Horton scam works on women's fears about men. An excellent scam.
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Monday, February 20, 2012
Tiramisu Layer Cake recipe
Unlike the dead bones cookies Mrs. Anonymous made (TWW was only following orders) the Tiramisu Layer Cake was a hit. People wanting the recipe can go to this link:
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/tiramisu-layer-cake/
Sunday, February 19, 2012
11 degrees F this morning so time to talk about global warming
see: http://www.drroyspencer.com/2012/02/more-musings-from-the-greenhouse/
He says it better than The Warped Weather Vane (TWV) can.
He says it better than The Warped Weather Vane (TWV) can.
Saturday, February 18, 2012
More cheesehead news
Wisconsin DOJ’s training director shoots own hand
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FOND DU LAC, Wis. (AP) — The training director for the Wisconsin Department of Justice is recovering from an accidental self-inflicted gunshot wound to the hand.
see http://gazettextra.com/weblogs/latest-news/2012/feb/17/wisconsin-dojs-training-director-shoots-own-hand/
More do as I say not what I do? (use slide at bottom to read entire quote)
Friday, February 17, 2012
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuhrer?
"The effort to recall controversial Gov. Scott Walker is producing a mixed message about where things stand now: More than 1 million people signed the petitions to cut his term short, but Walker’s approval ratings have since ticked upward. Walker leads potential challengers in a recent Marquette poll by margins of between 6 percent and 10 percent, hovering between 49 percent and 50 percent."
Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0212/72885.html#ixzz1mScJNB2g
Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0212/72885.html#ixzz1mScJNB2g
Bomb, bomb, bomb,.. bomb, bomb bomb Iran
Be ready to watch the action from your living room. See: http://warsclerotic.wordpress.com/2012/02/09/media-making-emergency-preparations-to-cover-war-with-iran/
They are coming to take you away
see link: http://youtu.be/iD1T61oTrR8 (they would not let TWW embed this video since they are afraid you would learn about it) . Another take is below:
Monday, February 13, 2012
Quote of the day
"In a visit to Cairo, Egypt, Justice Ginsburg told Al Hayat television, “I would not look to the U.S. Constitution, if I were drafting a constitution in the year 2012.”
Instead, she urged Egyptians to look elsewhere to more modern constitutions in South Africa, Canada, and even the European Convention on Human Rights."
TWW thinks we need more people like this on the Supreme Court in Zimbabwe if they even have courts there anymore.
"RACINE, Wisconsin — James Ladwig recently took over the job of Racine County executive. ...So with the new job, Ladwig got a new set of rules for governing his county....
.... Now that unions have less of a say, local leaders like Ladwig and school officials have more options for balancing their budgets. One way Ladwig and the Racine County board exercised this freedom is by putting volunteer inmates from the county jail to work shoveling snow from sidewalks, mowing the medians on state highways and doing landscaping. Before the Wisconsin law passed, unions blocked the move on the grounds that if the work was to be done, it had to be done by union members. Under the new law, unions can no longer block the program....Snowplow drivers and other county employees used to get double pay, plus eight hours of comp time, for working holidays. Now they just get time-and-a-half.... "
See why the unions hate Der Fuhrer in Wisconsin and want to recall him?
Source: http://stateline.org/live/details/story?contentId=631462
.... Now that unions have less of a say, local leaders like Ladwig and school officials have more options for balancing their budgets. One way Ladwig and the Racine County board exercised this freedom is by putting volunteer inmates from the county jail to work shoveling snow from sidewalks, mowing the medians on state highways and doing landscaping. Before the Wisconsin law passed, unions blocked the move on the grounds that if the work was to be done, it had to be done by union members. Under the new law, unions can no longer block the program....Snowplow drivers and other county employees used to get double pay, plus eight hours of comp time, for working holidays. Now they just get time-and-a-half.... "
See why the unions hate Der Fuhrer in Wisconsin and want to recall him?
Source: http://stateline.org/live/details/story?contentId=631462
Sunday, February 12, 2012
This may save some trees
There is a free drawing software program TWW finally heard about from the Google people as they try to take over the known world. See: http://sketchup.google.com/intl/en/index.html
TWW may start using this to make bowls to give to people. The basement at GM is not heated too well but still much warmer than the garage in winter. Above is TWW's first try to do a bowl for enhanced life enrichment. If you want to draw stuff see the link above.
Saturday, February 11, 2012
The Commies are trying to hack TWW's computer
TWW got a message from his security software saying a certain web site was trying to break into his computer. He used a search engine to find the stuff below. Didn't our leaders say we were safe from Communism years ago?
e.g. 209.62.45.34 IPv4/IPv6 format for an IP Address, or maxmind.com for a website
95.168.173.155 is from Russian Federation
An Internet Protocol address (IP address 95.168.173.155) is a numerical label that is allocated to a computer (can be any electronic device) which is part of a network (NetDirect) that utilises the Internet Protocol. Every IP address does the following: (1) location addressing and (2) host or network interface identification.
e.g. 209.62.45.34 IPv4/IPv6 format for an IP Address, or maxmind.com for a website
Compare to another IP
| IP Address: | 95.168.173.155 |
|---|---|
| IP Address Country: | |
| IP Address Region: | 48 Moscow City |
| IP Address City: | Moscow |
| IP Postal Code | |
| IP Address Area Code | 0 |
| IP Metro Code | 0 |
| IP Address Latitude: | 55.7522010803 |
| IP Address Longitude: | 37.6156005859 |
| IP Address ISP: | NetDirect |
| Organisation: | NetDirect |
| IP Address Proxy: | |
| IP Address Host: | 95-168-173-155.local |
Friday, February 10, 2012
Thursday, February 09, 2012
Wednesday, February 08, 2012
First Donation to Italian Dinner
Garbin Moraine received the first donation to the Italian last night from JAJA the Elder in Denver. The family thanks JAJA for the donation. A little mouse got into the package last night and one box was empty today so we are going to lock the basket up where the mice cannot get at it. If you want to donate to the Italian dinner use the Donate button. If you have donated to previous dinners please do not feel obligated to donate again.
Sunday, February 05, 2012
Odin and Sputnik Bowls
These three are going to be given to Odin (Wikipedia says " Odin is a principal member of the Æsir (the major group of the Norse pantheon) and is associated with war, battle, victory and death..." so TWW hopes to pacify him.)
The bowl below is a Sputnik bowl since it bring back of memories of Butterfield where a Sputnik fell from the sky and landed in a tree on a farm near there when TWW was little. This bowl is meant to be put on a table and filled with wrapped candies. Next you get a mark to pick up the bowl and all the candies fall through the open bottom. It is best not to do this when there is anything near the bowl on the table in case the mark panics and starts flailing his arms to stop the candies from falling out. This type of bowl get high marks from the renew, reuse and recycle crowd since it is junk to throw away caused by a lack of attention on the part of a lathe operator.
The bowl below is a Sputnik bowl since it bring back of memories of Butterfield where a Sputnik fell from the sky and landed in a tree on a farm near there when TWW was little. This bowl is meant to be put on a table and filled with wrapped candies. Next you get a mark to pick up the bowl and all the candies fall through the open bottom. It is best not to do this when there is anything near the bowl on the table in case the mark panics and starts flailing his arms to stop the candies from falling out. This type of bowl get high marks from the renew, reuse and recycle crowd since it is junk to throw away caused by a lack of attention on the part of a lathe operator.
Friday, February 03, 2012
Dulute billboard message mystery deepens
(refers to post below about trip to Dulute)
"THREE JUVENILES accused of assaulting a cabdriver and his passenger in Center City Saturday night while shouting racial slurs will not be charged with a hate crime, the District Attorney's Office said yesterday.......The teens, who are black, were not charged with hate crimes because there was no evidence that the assault had been motivated by the race of the victims, who are white, said Tasha Jamerson, D.A. spokeswoman. Just shouting racial epithets during the commission of a crime doesn't rise to the level of ethnic intimidation, she said."
source:http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20120203_No_hate_charges_in_attack.html?c=0.14090962996337186&posted=y&viewAll=y#comments
Update: The scales have fallen from TWW's eyes. He now realizes the prosecuting attorney in Philadelphia who did the work so they could make the comments above was a white person who could not see racism. That is the only logical explanation.
"THREE JUVENILES accused of assaulting a cabdriver and his passenger in Center City Saturday night while shouting racial slurs will not be charged with a hate crime, the District Attorney's Office said yesterday.......The teens, who are black, were not charged with hate crimes because there was no evidence that the assault had been motivated by the race of the victims, who are white, said Tasha Jamerson, D.A. spokeswoman. Just shouting racial epithets during the commission of a crime doesn't rise to the level of ethnic intimidation, she said."
source:http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20120203_No_hate_charges_in_attack.html?c=0.14090962996337186&posted=y&viewAll=y#comments
Update: The scales have fallen from TWW's eyes. He now realizes the prosecuting attorney in Philadelphia who did the work so they could make the comments above was a white person who could not see racism. That is the only logical explanation.
Wednesday, February 01, 2012
Enlightenment from a trip to Dulute
A billboard in Dulute said "If you are white you cannot see racism".
TWW got to wondering what this meant. It is logical to then ask if your father was black and your mother white (or vice versa) does that mean you cannot half-way see racism?
TWW got to wondering what this meant. It is logical to then ask if your father was black and your mother white (or vice versa) does that mean you cannot half-way see racism?
Where's TWW ?
TWW thinks his name is somewhere on one of the Walker recall petitions. He is offering a free custom bowl in the wood of your choice if you can find his name.
See this site to start your search: http://webapps.wi.gov/sites/recall/Recall%20Petitions/Forms/AllItems.aspx?RootFolder=%2Fsites%2Frecall%2FRecall%20Petitions%2FGovernor&FolderCTID=0x01200044C3FE66B345E0409188D04555A38D8A&View={6050034D-9036-45DA-8E19-D6F84AC9A9AF}
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