A veteran (thank him for his service) owned and operated company existing only in TWW's imagination and in this website
HOW TO ORDER A BOWL
The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.
Wednesday, November 27, 2013
Monday, November 25, 2013
Good news: global cooling will not happen this time
"Some researchers speculate this could be the start of a prolonged period of weak solar activity.
The last time that happened, during the so-called "Maunder Minimum" between 1650 and 1715, almost no sunspots were observed. During the same period, temperatures dropped sharply on Earth, sparking what is called the "Little Ice Age" in Europe and North America.
As the sunspot numbers continue to stay low, it's possible the Earth's climate is being affected again.
But thanks to global warming, we're unlikely to see another ice age. "Things have not started to cooling, they just have not risen as quickly," Biesecker said."
Saturday, November 23, 2013
Thursday, November 21, 2013
More fun and games
When will the knockout game come to your area?
"Three “Knockout” Attacks Reported In Philadelphia Area"
see: http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2013/11/20/three-knockout-game-attacks-reported-in-philadelphia-area/
Come to think of it this game might knock some sense into the people in Congress. See: http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/24005083/could-knockout-game-be-spreading-to-dc#axzz2lHODML41
"Three “Knockout” Attacks Reported In Philadelphia Area"
see: http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2013/11/20/three-knockout-game-attacks-reported-in-philadelphia-area/
Come to think of it this game might knock some sense into the people in Congress. See: http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/24005083/could-knockout-game-be-spreading-to-dc#axzz2lHODML41
Tuesday, November 19, 2013
Need healthcare -- new site tells you how
quote: "Three 20-year-old programmers build a working Obamacare website in just days (which is more than the government can do)"
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2497637/Three-20-year-old-programmers-build-working-Obamacare-website-just-days-government-do.html#ixzz2l64Dfk5P
And how much did the BO team spend on their site??
Sunday, November 17, 2013
Sunday is BIG game day
Here is something to remember when you see a group of guys trying to know down the guy with the ball then celebrating afterwards.
Please remember if you find yourself profiling or complain about Obamacare or like Ted Cruz you are showing signs of racism.
Please remember if you find yourself profiling or complain about Obamacare or like Ted Cruz you are showing signs of racism.
Thursday, November 14, 2013
TWW loves Obamacare....I mean Medicare
Out of a sense of patriotism TWW tried again to access healthcare.gov. The first time he tried two weeks ago the system was down then he tried again and the system would not let him register even though he had entered truthful information (and NSA knows it). Today they had fixed the system so he could look at available plans. Below is what he found. Success!!! well not if you factor in the only company selling on the market where he lives charges him $0 per month for his Medicare HMO (the one Obama wants to punish since it is subsidized) with similar deductibles to the ones charging $300 or more per month). End of trying to be patriotic. Well maybe not. The next step is to attempt to convince Mrs. TWW to let him take the ad to heart below and start looking for disease-free young chicks who like grandpas on the prowl with their Obamacare cards in their purses.
Important — The prices here don't reflect the lower costs you may qualify for based on household size and income.
Most people who apply will pay lower monthly premiums than those shown here. Households with yearly incomes up to about $46,000 for individuals or $94,000 for a family of 4 will qualify for lower costs. You'll get final quotes for specific plans based on your income and household after you complete a Marketplace application.
To find out if you may qualify for lower costs, use this this simple calculator.
Classic $6,350
Security Health Plan of Wisconsin, Inc.
HMO | Catastrophic
Estimated monthly premium for Only you
$316.67
Classic $6,000 HDHP
Security Health Plan of Wisconsin, Inc.
HMO | Bronze
Estimated monthly premium for Only you
$374.31
Classic $5,500 HDHP
Security Health Plan of Wisconsin, Inc.
HMO | Bronze
Estimated monthly premium for Only you
$402.76
Classic $5,000 HDHP
Security Health Plan of Wisconsin, Inc.
HMO | Bronze
Estimated monthly premium for Only you
$408.75
Classic $2,000 - 30%
Security Health Plan of Wisconsin, Inc.
HMO | Silver
Estimated monthly premium for Only you
$472.75
Classic $3,000 HDHP
Security Health Plan of Wisconsin, Inc.
HMO | Silver
Estimated monthly premium for Only you
$490.72
Classic $1,800 - 20%
Security Health Plan of Wisconsin, Inc.
HMO | Silver
Estimated monthly premium for Only you
$497.08
Classic $1,000 - 20%
Security Health Plan of Wisconsin, Inc.
HMO | Gold
Estimated monthly premium for Only you
$554.35
All health plans and stand-alone dental plans may not be available at this time, due to technical issues. We'll update this information as soon as it's available.
Wednesday, November 13, 2013
Why wasn't it this easy to get l---d when TWW was young?
Now the government even has ads to help out. See the ad at: http://doyougotinsurance.com/index.php?id=20
Monday, November 11, 2013
Friday, November 08, 2013
More blaming it on the contractors
"Botched NC Traffic Alert Warns Of ‘Women Drivers, Rain, Obama Care’
Raleigh, N.C. (CBS CHARLOTTE) – The North Carolina Department of Transportation sent out a traffic alert, warning people of female drivers, rain and Obamacare.
The North Carolina DOT sends out routine alerts to drivers about accidents and road work using email and Twitter messages."
Wednesday, November 06, 2013
Monday, November 04, 2013
Quote of the day from the winner of the Nobel peace prize
"Book Alleges Obama Told Aides About Drone Strikes: I’m ‘Really Good At Killing People’ "
Sunday, November 03, 2013
Beware of full stepping on the way up from King Tut's bar in the basement
Since TWW is often accused of being a half-stepper at King Tut's bar he decided to make some half-steps so all the accusers would know what half-steps really are. This is still a work in progress but watch you step.
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