The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Thursday, November 14, 2013

TWW loves Obamacare....I mean Medicare

Out of a sense of patriotism TWW tried again to access healthcare.gov. The first time he tried  two weeks ago the system was down then he tried again and the system would not let him register even though he had entered truthful information (and NSA knows it).  Today they had fixed the system so he could look at available plans.  Below is what he found. Success!!! well not if you factor in the only company selling on the market where he lives charges him $0 per month for his Medicare HMO (the one Obama wants to punish since it is subsidized) with similar deductibles to the ones charging $300 or more per month).   End of trying to be patriotic.  Well maybe not.  The next step is to attempt to convince Mrs. TWW to let him take the ad to heart below and start looking for disease-free young chicks who like grandpas on the prowl with their Obamacare cards in their purses. 

Important — The prices here don't reflect the lower costs you may qualify for based on household size and income.

Most people who apply will pay lower monthly premiums than those shown here. Households with yearly incomes up to about $46,000 for individuals or $94,000 for a family of 4 will qualify for lower costs. You'll get final quotes for specific plans based on your income and household after you complete a Marketplace application.

To find out if you may qualify for lower costs, use this this simple calculator.

Classic $6,350

Security Health Plan of Wisconsin, Inc.
HMO | Catastrophic
Estimated monthly premium for Only you
$316.67

Classic $6,000 HDHP

Security Health Plan of Wisconsin, Inc.
HMO | Bronze
Estimated monthly premium for Only you
$374.31

Classic $5,500 HDHP

Security Health Plan of Wisconsin, Inc.
HMO | Bronze
Estimated monthly premium for Only you
$402.76

Classic $5,000 HDHP

Security Health Plan of Wisconsin, Inc.
HMO | Bronze
Estimated monthly premium for Only you
$408.75

Classic $2,000 - 30%

Security Health Plan of Wisconsin, Inc.
HMO | Silver
Estimated monthly premium for Only you
$472.75

Classic $3,000 HDHP

Security Health Plan of Wisconsin, Inc.
HMO | Silver
Estimated monthly premium for Only you
$490.72

Classic $1,800 - 20%

Security Health Plan of Wisconsin, Inc.
HMO | Silver
Estimated monthly premium for Only you
$497.08

Classic $1,000 - 20%

Security Health Plan of Wisconsin, Inc.
HMO | Gold
Estimated monthly premium for Only you
$554.35
All health plans and stand-alone dental plans may not be available at this time, due to technical issues. We'll update this information as soon as it's available.
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