The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Monday, July 30, 2012

Video of the day

People getting what they are entitled to from someone who was successful with help but does not believe so.


Sunday, July 29, 2012

Was Cheney criticizing American voters for putting Obma in too?

"  "I like Governor Palin. I've met her. I know her. She - attractive candidate. But based on her background, she'd only been governor for, what, two years. I don't think she passed that test…of being ready to take over. And I think that was a mistake."  "


source:http://news.yahoo.com/dick-cheney-picking-sarah-palin-vp-mistake-130904846--abc-news-politics.html

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Mass bee suicide exclusive pictures




Another crackpot letter to the editor?

Editor:


While the recent Colorado mass shooting is a tragedy it also highlights an unmet market niche and I don't mean the market niche of people believing safety magically comes from having a gun. That one is already well-served. But after each tragedy you hear the firearm-phobes demanding common sense laws to help make them feel safe. Imagining guns are nearby or even the sight of a  weapons prohibiting  sign makes these people uneasy since they know no guns inside means guns outside. The only way firearm-phobes can feel safe is knowing they are in a place nobody is armed. This creates an opportunity for the local hospitality industry to open some au naturel resorts where arriving guests pass through a shedding shed with metal detectors and then come out proving they are not carrying any weapons. Then firearm-phobes can finally relax and lounge in the sun and play in the water. The resorts could have webcams to advertise how safe the clients were and of course the clients could use their cellphones to put pictures of themselves on their Facebook pages or even on the website Nudist Avenue. It's a bit ironic but resorts like this would need to have guards to protect the patrons though the guards would have to be unarmed so the patrons would not feel uncomfortable. As one writer said places like these  au naturel resorts are like hunting preserves for the madmen who prey on fellow humans. It's only common sense.

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Mass suicide continues


Two days ago when TWW filled the cylinderical sugar trough for freeloading hummingbirds he got a surprise.  Some beehive in Indiana or Chicago must have emptied out and all the bees came to a better welfare area to get some goodies.  There was a swarm of some sort of bee-like creature around the hummingbird feeder.  When the hummers tried to eat the bees drove them away.  But then (see center of the feeder in the picture) TWW started seeing a growing pile of bee carcasses floating in the feeder.  He saw bees earlier crawling inside to feed on the sugar water but now they were starting to drown.  This may mean PETI (People for the Ethical Treatment of Insects) will be trying to sue. Stay tuned. When the bees stop flying around the feeder TWW will take it down and get a better picture. Right now it is a bit dangerous to do so. 

Monday, July 23, 2012

Sinister scheming of Sue the Ripper thwarted by wardrobe planning

Eat your heart out Ripper!


Typo of the day

While looking at a forum this morning TWW noticed someone mentioned 'Fecebook'. 

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Quote of the day

" “gun free zones” are hunting preserves for psychopaths who prey on humans."  - Massad Ayoob

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

War against the natives (by a native?)

"Lac Courte Oreilles police and Sawyer County sheriff’s officials said Monday they have arrested a “person of interest” in six suspicious fires which occurred last weekend on the LCO reservation. Three buildings were destroyed and another was severely damaged. The speaker’s stand deck at the Honor the Earth pow wow grounds sustained minor damage when someone attempted to set the boards on fire....Baker stated that he discovered his sweat lodge had been burned down sometime during the previous evening.... Three other fires were reported to law enforcement on July 15.  Their locations were the LCO Honor the Earth Pow Wow Grounds, a private sweat lodge on Highway K in the town of Bass Lake and a ceremonial ring off of Potato Road in the Town of Sand Lake."


http://www.haywardwi.com/news/article_ec8c3288-cf9b-11e1-8d1e-001a4bcf887a.html

Friday, July 13, 2012

Trail cam discovers amazing sight

Here TWW moves a deceased rabbit to a filming location to see what will happen when the predators come to visit. 

Deceased rabbit shown in white (between the two red '12s' half of the way up the picture)

Hungry buck eating the deceased rabbit. Rabbit was missing in the morning and no more trail cam pics showed anything

The war on rabbits and deer has begun


TWW poured most of a bottle of hot sauce on Mrs. TWW's hostas and the deer seemed to think it gave them a better flavor.


The black plastic below was pulled out of the way when the first of three hosta boxes was installed so it was harder for the rabbits to eat the hostas and they would stay out of harms way.  Secret weapon to deal with the deer on the way.  


TWW has put screen and more screen on the corners by his garage door but the cute little bunnies are pulling off the screen and eating the wood.  There will be fewer of them for a while in the immediate future. 


Since this is a secret war the body counts will not be released. 

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Mrs TWW said she has a bee in her pants

It took TWW a few seconds to figure out what she was talking about. 


Wednesday, July 11, 2012

TWW earned his welfare by paying into Social Security

These people want it all for free

Do they have IDs so they can vote?

Climate Bovine Scatology for the day


  • "Tree-rings prove climate was WARMER in Roman and Medieval times than it is now - and world has been cooling for 2,000 years
  • Tree ring study gives first accurate climate reading back to 138BC
  • World has been slowly cooling for 2,000 years
  • World was warmer in Roman and Medieval times than it is now"



Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2171973/Tree-ring-study-proves-climate-WARMER-Roman-Medieval-times-modern-industrial-age.html#ixzz20KYpfS5h



TWW Comment: Now the tree rings are proving cooling when before they proved warming.


Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Bring on the death panels?


"Eighty-three percent of American physicians have considered leaving their practices over President Barack Obama’s health care reform law, according to a survey released by the Doctor Patient Medical Association....
Even if doctors do not quit their jobs over the ruling, America will face a shortage of at least 90,000 doctors by 2020. The new health care law increases demand for physicians by expanding insurance coverage. This change will exacerbate the current shortage as more Americans live past 65. 
Source: http://dailycaller.com/2012/07/09/report-83-percent-of-doctors-have-considered-quitting-over-obamacare/#ixzz20DGUge9r


Bovine scatology note: is this group a right-wing super PAC in disguise trying to destroy hope and change?  What it may mean is the 'have-nots' are taking healthcare away from the 'haves' under the name of fairness. 

Monday, July 09, 2012

Tuesday, July 03, 2012

Latest on the war against womyn


"Study Links Cat Litter Box to Increased Suicide Risk

Monday, July 02, 2012

Pornish scatology, scatological porn or life enrichment?



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