A veteran (thank him for his service) owned and operated company existing only in TWW's imagination and in this website
HOW TO ORDER A BOWL
The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Warning to new visitors to Garbin Moraine
All of your actions on Garbin Moraine are subject to being photographed and can and will be used against you on this blog. (please forward this post to anyone you know who may be effected by this warning)
Monday, August 29, 2011
Baked cellafon recipe
MAMA (formerly known as Duped in Douglas) has kindly given us her recipe for baked cellafon.
- Since cellafons are bottom feeders you need wash them thoroughy. If you cannot spare the time you can use your washing machine on gentle cycle.
- Next dry the cellafon with a paper towel
- Fill a baking container with sliced almonds and put cellafon on top
- Next season with lemon pepper of chile powder
- Heat your oven to 400 degrees F.
- Bake on the lower rack for 30 minutes
- Check to see if the skin is soft yet and if not return to the oven.
- Allow to cool for 5 minutes before serving
- One cellafon serves two people
Friday, August 26, 2011
another one of the neighbors is at it
There is a news story in the Hayward paper about a man charged with shooting his neighbor’s house when the neighbors were in it. The Sawyer County district attorney is charging him with recklessly endangering safety for supposedly firing three shots from a .44 magnum handgun. He reportedly was upset the neighbors had built a house there. He also is charged with obstructing an officer by saying he was an Illinois state senator and people should call the White House in Washington, D.C. to confirm it. He pretended to be paralyzed and had to be lifted from the home in a stretcher. The irony of the story is he lives on Loon Lane over by Round Lake.
source: http://www.haywardwi.com/articles/2011/08/26/news/doc4e551da77d7d9227713425.txt
source: http://www.haywardwi.com/articles/2011/08/26/news/doc4e551da77d7d9227713425.txt
Thursday, August 25, 2011
Grossosity of the day - do not view while eating
note to local bears: this could happen to you if you mess with our trash again
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Monday, August 22, 2011
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Miscellaneous pictures
Thursday, August 18, 2011
Your tax dollars at work
"It may not rank as the most compelling reason to curb greenhouse gases, but reducing our emissions might just save humanity from a pre-emptive alien attack, scientists claim." (the scientists are paid with your money if you pay taxes in the US)
see: http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2011/aug/18/aliens-destroy-humanity-protect-civilisations
see: http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2011/aug/18/aliens-destroy-humanity-protect-civilisations
Bachmann makes a pitch for Obama supporters (people who will believe anything)
"Under President Bachmann you will see gasoline come down below $2 a gallon again,"
source: http://money.cnn.com/2011/08/18/news/economy/bachmann_gas_prices/index.htm?hpt=hp_t2
source: http://money.cnn.com/2011/08/18/news/economy/bachmann_gas_prices/index.htm?hpt=hp_t2
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Big Mac's causing global warming
see: http://www.scotlandfoodanddrink.org/news/article-info/2617/scots-researchers-suggest-link-between-obesity-and-global-warming.aspx
quote: "The academics suggest that global weight loss would result in a drop in the production of the major greenhouse gas, carbon dioxide (CO(2))."
And Mrs. TWW's cinnamon fingers also contribute to global warming. (just baked today)
quote: "The academics suggest that global weight loss would result in a drop in the production of the major greenhouse gas, carbon dioxide (CO(2))."
And Mrs. TWW's cinnamon fingers also contribute to global warming. (just baked today)
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
More animal control opportunities
Monday, August 15, 2011
Friday, August 12, 2011
Thursday, August 11, 2011
Riots in Europe spread to WI
see: http://www.fox6now.com/news/witi-20110808-fair-mob-reports,0,1285413.story
" The suspects have been described as African Americans. The victims were either Caucasian or Hispanic."
Where are the calls for the hate crimes being investigated? :)
" The suspects have been described as African Americans. The victims were either Caucasian or Hispanic."
Where are the calls for the hate crimes being investigated? :)
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Tuesday, August 09, 2011
What the locals are up to -- Ed Who?
"Stone Lake man kept mother's corpse in home for years after her death
Officials found body after man's death
by Kathy Hanson
Staff reporter
Published: Sunday, August 7, 2011 1:43 PM CDT
Washburn County Sheriff's Office Investigator Austin Parenteau has confirmed that Michael J. Egan, 67, now deceased, had kept the corpse of his mother, Elizabeth Egan, on the couch in his home long after her death. She is estimated to have died sometime in 2008, at an approximate age of 97. According to Sawyer County probate records, Michael and Elizabeth lived at N6183 Lake Road, Stone Lake.
Michael Egan himself died at the residence in early June, but his body wasn't found until approximately two weeks later when officials removed it from the floor of a bedroom."
Michael Egan himself died at the residence in early June, but his body wasn't found until approximately two weeks later when officials removed it from the floor of a bedroom."
source:
Monday, August 08, 2011
Time to retire them
These knee pads served TWW well in his working days but time to retire them since there will be no more promotions.
Friday, August 05, 2011
More Teapartying Warped Warmongering Misinformation
"What Salby found though, was nothing like what was expected
The largest increases year-to-year occurred when the world warmed fastest due to El Nino conditions. The smallest increases correlated with volcanoes which pump dust up into the atmosphere and keep the world cooler for a while. In other words, temperature controls CO2 levels on a yearly time-scale, and according to Salby, man-made emissions have little effect.
The climate models assume that most of the rise in CO2 (from 280 ppmv in1780 to 392 ppmv today) was due to industrialization and fossil fuel use. But the globe has been warming during that period (in fact since the depths of the Little Ice Age around 1680), so warmer conditions could be the reason that CO2 has been rising.
Salby does not dispute that some of the rise in CO2 levels is due to man-made emissions, but found that temperature alone explains about 80% of the variation in CO2 levels.
The up and coming paper with all the graphs will be released in about six weeks. It has passed peer review, and sounds like it has been a long time coming. Salby says he sat on the results for six months wondering if there was any other interpretation he could arrive at, and then, when he invited scientists he trusted and admired to comment on the paper, they also sat on it for half a year. His speech created waves at the IUGG conference, and word is spreading."
see the source: http://wattsupwiththat.com/2011/08/05/the-emily-litella-moment-for-climate-science-and-co2/#more-44593
see the source: http://wattsupwiththat.com/2011/08/05/the-emily-litella-moment-for-climate-science-and-co2/#more-44593
source:
Thursday, August 04, 2011
The new TWW: Teapartying Warped Warmonger
And all this because the old TWW thinks government has gotten too bloated and CO2 only plays a moderate role in average temperatures.
Wednesday, August 03, 2011
Simple Sarah speaks
Speaking of the Tea Party she said "if we were real domestic terrorists, shoot, President Obama would be wanting to pal around with us, wouldn’t he?"
source: http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/08/02/palin_if_tea_partiers_were_terrorists_obama_would_pal_around_with_us.html
source: http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/08/02/palin_if_tea_partiers_were_terrorists_obama_would_pal_around_with_us.html
Tuesday, August 02, 2011
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