Welcome to TWW Enterprises: Possible Garbin Moraine Expansion

The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Friday, December 24, 2010

Possible Garbin Moraine Expansion

Due to capacity problems caused by heavy use of Garbin Moraine Manor, the Garbin Moraine Foundation is negotiating with the owner of the land to the north of GM about acquisition of his land. If the deal goes through it will become the GM Annex. The site has a screen building for outdoor mosquito-free camping and also a storage building with a tree crushing it. Possibilities for this new land are limitless. The land also offers an awesome view of Swamp Lake. GM Manor is seen at the bottom of the photo.