The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Friday, December 24, 2010

Helping the less fortunate at Christmas


Mr .and Mrs.  TWW are carrying on the family tradition up in the woods this year by helping the fishing families in the Gulf by buying oil-ready oysters. You don't need to put butter in the milk for these oysters since the oils are already in the oysters.  As the TWWs watch the oil float on top of the milk they can feel warm and fuzzy knowing they are helping the less fortunate and also helping prevent CO2 emissions by not using butter from farting cows. 
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