The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

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The Warped Wood Turner

Fully funded by stimulus money, TWW (The Depraw Renrutdoow who is a practicing calamitologist predicting global climate disruption) lives on Garbin Moraine located at 45.93°N 91.61°W where normal is only a setting on the washing machine. His motto is "Exacerbation through iteration". His business model is to create wooden bowls for people to donate to Salvation Army stores. In his spare time he creates computer models of nonexistent phenomena.
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Anonymous said...

Best of luck especially with the intestional stuff....yuck. Hope all goes well and you are back to the blog in a flash!

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