The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Friday, November 06, 2009

A double


Mrs. TWW has struck gold again. She has gotten another friend to come up and facilitate our freeloading.

We may have also discovered successful freeloading needs to use profiling. The excellent meal on Wednesday and the Tony's pizza on Thursday were all donated to our worthwhile cause by Norwegians. They don't call them 'dumb Norwegians' for nothing it seems (I can put this hear since Norwegians don't use the Internet except to search for sources of lewdfish). Part of Norske culture is to always pack food in the car or sleigh since you never know where you are going to end up and need some food to share.


TWW needs to get busy making premiums since he has had to hand out IOUs for the two most generous contributions to our cause.


And as always we thank the donors to our cause. And we invite your presents at Garbin Moraine whenever you can make it up here.

(note: the use of 'presents' is not original with TWW. He saw this on a wedding invitation printed for a fellow USAF enlisted guy who got married in Spain and had a Spanish printer do the invitations).
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