The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Advanced freeloading

Mrs TWW has come up with one of the best freeloading techniques we have seen to date. She invited some of her friends at J & L Eating and Entertaining (JLEE is their brand name) to come over with a noon meal and serve it to her. And of course the meal was first-rate. For premiums Mrs' TWW gave her friends some old squash she had laying around in the wood room.



The owners of JLEE accepting congratulations on a job well done (technical note: praise is easy to hand out when you get something for free. For example eat extra pieces of dessert to show them how much you like the food. This easy to do since the dessert was great)


Always have containers available to graciously accept the free leftovers.


Mrs. TWW resting her feet under the dining room table.



In addition to a great meal JLEE also brought some entertainment with. Here you can see an example. Since Mrs. TWW was new to the game, one of the owners of JLEE helped her cheat so she could beat TWW.

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