The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.
You have probably heard about the college professors who take stacks of student papers and throw them down the stairs and then assign grades based on what stair a paper lands on. TWW has decided to adopt this method of grading his work. Only the best get TWW on the bottom.
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