A veteran (thank him for his service) owned and operated company existing only in TWW's imagination and in this website
HOW TO ORDER A BOWL
The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Victim trails
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
School closing announcement
Due to security concerns the location of the district is being witheheld.
We heard on the local radio station this morning "schools in the _____ District will be closed today. Students in 10th grade English classes are reminded their essays on Al Gore's movie and how it changed their lives are still due on Friday".
We heard on the local radio station this morning "schools in the _____ District will be closed today. Students in 10th grade English classes are reminded their essays on Al Gore's movie and how it changed their lives are still due on Friday".
Monday, January 28, 2008
The vast rightwing conspiracy is at work again
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Saturday, January 26, 2008
Friday, January 25, 2008
Getting back to the real mission
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Monday, January 21, 2008
Sunday, January 20, 2008
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Friday, January 18, 2008
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Sunday, January 13, 2008
Life enrichment experience on gray day
TWW is fortunate to have relatives who brought up breakfast from the city without even being asked or expecting extra Frequent Giver miles. Here they all are supervising the cook.
After breakfast was over the Executive Director of the family cabin trust needed some persuading to get him to go back to the city. He wanted to stay and use the wood-fired bun warmer.
Friday, January 11, 2008
Site inactive due to global warming
TWW has been diagnosed with a severe case of Early Onset Seasonal Activity Disorder (EOSAD). Usually SAD does not strike down TWW until February in a normal year but due to the change in climate the sun has not shined here for several weeks and TWW's lumen dependent activity level is too low to find anything interesting to put on this blog. We hope the next Democrat president will have a government program for EOSAD so the sun will start shining in the winter again. In the mean time we apologize for any wasted visits to this site.
Wednesday, January 09, 2008
Interesting choices
In November the choice may be between someone who was in prison over five years
and someone who some people think should be in prison now.
and someone who some people think should be in prison now.
These are the people who want Hillary in prison: http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=58909
As usual we report; you decide.
Sunday, January 06, 2008
Finally a warm spell
Saturday, January 05, 2008
They are watching you too
Friday, January 04, 2008
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