The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.
TWW is fortunate to have relatives who brought up breakfast from the city without even being asked or expecting extra Frequent Giver miles. Here they all are supervising the cook. 
After breakfast was over the Executive Director of the family cabin trust needed some persuading to get him to go back to the city. He wanted to stay and use the wood-fired bun warmer.
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TWW: We know you are trying to cover up for your relatives but we know the guy in the corner was told to sit there because he cut in front of the breakfast line.
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