The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Life enrichment or existential crisis?

This last ceiling light in the basement may appear nondescript to an outsider but to the residents of Garbin Moraine it is a watershed. It was the last task on the three year nine month project to build the house in the sticks. Like any project we are declaring success and moving on. The next question is how TWW will occupy his time and find a meaningful existence.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Existential crisis. BUNK! You have been using the house as an excuse to avoid doing all of the things I need done.

Anonymous said...

ditto, ditto, comment one. hfec thinks perhaps the pearl herself posted it. there is some vague law about something expanding to the limits of something. i dont get it, but it might be appropriate here. perhaps, twwt, you are looking for a salute to your success or at least some recognition. perhaps you are still stuck in your government job mode and this is operating proceedure there. oh well, congrats on a job which appears to be well done....even though you elected to show it not turned lit. stay well...take a break after all the work!

Anonymous said...

Informed sources say the comment by Mrs. TWW is a forgery. We have forwarded this information to Drudge.

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