The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Sunday, April 08, 2007

Life enrichment is all relatives

It was buck hamburger night, so Jr tried to get a buck to grill with his BB gun.



Here TA demonstrates life enrichment by putting on a light show using the dimmer in the kitchen while ignoring all of the calls from women on his cell phone to show he has his priorities straight.


The family torch singer gave us a sensual rendition of 'Smoke Gets in Your Eyes' . Someone noted she did not inherit her father's voice and everyone was grateful.


Here the executive director of the cabin trust enlightened people with a demonstration of a new intestinal gas extraction (IGE) technique.



Finally, MA Jr. brought her new boyfriend. She must have kissed him before posting other pics on her blog: http://mallorcamegane.blogspot.com/



3 comments:

Anonymous said...

hfec thinks all you guys need to get to town a little more often, ahhh or maybe visit the casino or something. could the behavior be attributed to monoxide coming from your flu. best you check your flu.
or perhaps your vent stack. if we see twwt laying in the corner in a fetal position with his thumb in his mouth, we'll know the joys of rural isolated life finally got to him.

Anonymous said...

TWW thinks hfec is not getting to his place in the woods enough. He has forgotten the joys of simple living:)

Anonymous said...

twwt is absolutely right! but hfec runs to the road at the first sound of a logging truck coming down good ol 32. tv works there, but its like back in the 50's with a lot of 'snow' and not much selection. i favor my 900 sq ft in the burbs. love my garage too. plus, i dont have any relatives who claim to be related. stay well twwt and mrs twwt....hfec

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