Welcome to TWW Enterprises

The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Monday, September 04, 2006

We had our niece MKA who is styding to be a party/play consultant analyze our boring lives as a student project and suggest ways to lead a more fulfilling life. She suggested we watch the electric meter turn if watching the firewood dry got too tedius. We will report on her other recommendations as we implement them.