TWW is The Warped Woodturner who is a local artist living in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop 87). His mission is to use a wood lathe to make interesting but mostly useless objects from locally-sequestered carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but don't like that well. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well.
Friday, August 31, 2012
Thursday, August 30, 2012
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
"Sick: Wikipedia entry calls Mia Love ‘dirty, worthless whore’ and ‘House Nigger’ "
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Monday, August 27, 2012
After bringing over some nice snacks last Friday (see post below) Mr. Muse stopped up this morning with some delicious-looking apple pie. TWW wants to acknowledge Mr. Muse as the inspiration for a new addition to the theory of country freeloading which was the start of this blog. TWW in all good faith and not expecting anything in return gave the Muses some apples from the Red Duchess tree for them enjoy. They did but also brought back some of the finished product to share with the TWWs. Thanks!
But now the muse part. What TWW did not realize is you can give premiums that can keep on giving. If you give someone a raw product convertible to treats a certain number of people will bake something and return the favor. This may not work with people who have to drive a distance back home before they can make the goodies. This part of the theory needs to be studied more. But TWW is thankful for the help with evolving the theory.
What we need to do is find all the rich people, confiscate their undeserved wealth and use it to pay for needed government programs. Forbes magazine has its list of billionaires and TWW found the list and filtered out all of the non-American rich people since we cannot easily confiscate their money. See the list below. They have wealth of about $654 billion between them. This could have been enough to cover some of the years of the Bush deficits but not enough to cover 2012 under Obama. This means we need to go further down the list to find people with enough money to pay for needed government programs.
The only drawback with approach is all the rich people who have their money taken away could be homeless but they deserve it. A bigger problem is these rich would no longer be paying any taxes so eventually you and I would have to have our wealth confiscated to keep the government serving the people who deserve it and with our wealth gone we would finally be the deserving poor.
Rough deficit numbers from: http://www.usgovernmentspending.com/downchart_gs.php?year=2000_2012&view=1&expand=&units=b&fy=fy11&chart=G0-fed&bar=1&stack=1&size=m&title=&state=US&color=c&local=s
source of information: http://www.forbes.com/billionaires/list/
Bill Gates $61 B 56 Microsoft United States
Warren Buffett $44 B 81 Berkshire Hathaway United States
Larry Ellison $36 B 67 Oracle United States
Christy Walton $25.3 B 57 Wal-Mart United States
Charles Koch $25 B 76 diversified United States
David Koch $25 B 71 diversified United States
Sheldon Adelson $24.9 B 78 casinos United States
Jim Walton $23.7 B 64 Wal-Mart United States
Alice Walton $23.3 B 62 Wal-Mart United States
S. Robson Walton $23.1 B 68 Wal-Mart United States
Michael Bloomberg $22 B 70 Bloomberg LP United States
George Soros $20 B 81 hedge funds United States
Sergey Brin $18.7 B 38 Google United States
Larry Page $18.7 B 39 Google United States
Jeff Bezos $18.4 B 48 Amazon.com United States
Mark Zuckerberg $17.5 B 27 Facebook United States
Michael Dell $15.9 B 47 Dell United States
Steve Ballmer $15.7 B 56 Microsoft United States
Phil Knight $14.4 B 74 Nike United States
Paul Allen $14.2 B 59 Microsoft, investments United States
Carl Icahn $14 B 76 leveraged buyouts United States
Forrest Mars Jr $13.8 B 80 candy United States
Jacqueline Mars $13.8 B 72 candy United States
John Mars $13.8 B 75 candy United States
Anne Cox Chambers $12.5 B 92 media United States
John Paulson $12.5 B 56 hedge funds United States
Donald Bren $12 B 79 real estate United States
Ronald Perelman $12 B 69 leveraged buyouts United States
Len Blavatnik $11.9 B 54 diversified United States
Harold Hamm $11 B 66 oil & gas United States
James Simons $10.7 B 73 hedge funds United States
Jack Taylor & family $10.4 B 89 Enterprise Rent-A-Car United States
Abigail Johnson $10.3B 50 Fidelity United States
Ray Dalio $ 10B 62 hedge funds United States
George Kaiser $10 B 69 oil & gas, banking United States
Laurene Powell Jobs & family $9 B 48 Apple, Disney United States
Total $654 Billion
Friday, August 24, 2012
said to give generous donors premiums when they donate to your cause. Here is the latest example as the generous donors in the farm/bootlegger's house to the north of Garbin Moraine brought a portable grazing party to GM tonight. Their premium is the pretzel bowl. If you would like to receive such a premium call the Garbin Moraine public affairs office and ask for details.
Sunday, August 19, 2012
http://www.asexuality.org/home/ is the web page for the asexuals. Will the social conservatives harass these people too? Will the liberals be aghast since it proves not everyone is doing it so we may not need as many birth control services in the high schools? Since it has something to do with sex be sure to watch for it when you are checking out at the grocery store.
Saturday, August 18, 2012
Friday, August 17, 2012
Social Security Administration Explains Plan to Buy 174,000 Hollow-Point Bullets"
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
see this link for the request for quotes: https://www.fbo.gov/index?s=opportunity&mode=form&id=6c39a2a9f00a10187a1432388a3301e5&tab=core&_cview=0&fb_source=message
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
The link is to a site where the 'weather bureau' (if you are old you can remember who they are) are saying they want to buy a bunch of ammunition. What are they going to shoot with it??
Monday, August 13, 2012
Saturday, August 11, 2012
Some tweeted quotes:
"@CoreyCogdell So you like killing animals? I hope you suffer a long, painful death. I trully do."
"@CoreyCogdell please go shoot yourself in the knees. YOU ANIMAL MURDERER!! you're a disgusting human being.— "
"@CoreyCogdell I hope that someone someday shoot your whole familly just practicing.— "
Friday, August 10, 2012
Thursday, August 09, 2012
Friday, August 03, 2012
And if you want to show the world you really are cool you can upload the one below to your Facebook page. See http://covermyfb.com/covers/19279/guns+don't+kill+people...+i+do
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