Welcome to TWW Enterprises: Most recent proof the principles of country freeloading are still valid

The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Friday, August 24, 2012

Most recent proof the principles of country freeloading are still valid

The original article on the principles of country freeloading (see: http://warpedwoodturner.blogspot.com/2005/12/successful-country-freeloading.html )
said to give generous donors premiums when they donate to your cause. Here is the latest example as the generous donors in the farm/bootlegger's house to the north of Garbin Moraine brought a portable grazing party to GM tonight. Their premium is the pretzel bowl. If you would like to receive such a premium call the Garbin Moraine public affairs office and ask for details.