TWW is The Warped Woodturner who is a local artist living in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop 87). His mission is to use a wood lathe to make interesting but mostly useless objects from locally-sequestered carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but don't like that well. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well.

Monday, December 07, 2009

Garbin Moraine Christmas Wish List

The holiday seasons present another opportunity to explore getting people to donate to your cause. Charities do this all the time. Children also seem to do this naturally but when most people grow up they feel uncomfortable begging (unless there are a bunch of people with liberal values in their audience). In that spirit TWW has decided to make a holiday wish list -- the adult version of the letter to Santa.

Here are some items on TWW's Wishlist for the betterment of Garbin Moraine and the world:

  • a 4kw photovoltiac array
  • a lefsa rolling board
  • government transfer payments
  • a new vehicle
  • some non-TV beer
  • a faster computer with more storage space
  • some kindling for the masonry stove
Thanks for your generosity. Happy holidays.

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