The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Toilet moments


National Public Radio makes a big deal of Driveway Moments (a link to NPR). They claim their programs at times are so good people who are listening while driving continue to listen after they get home until the program is over. TWW thinks this wastes energy and creates greenhouse gases if the car is running especially if the air conditioner is going. To help save the planet TWW is now promoting Toilet Moments. If a magazine is so good you just can't put it down then you know you have a Toilet Moment (notice the woodturning magazine in the picture). There is already an imitator site out there (http://www.toiletmoment.com ) but TWW Enterprises has nothing to do with them.
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2 comments:

concerned AGW believer said...

Cut the crap. You don't know there is a lot of gas emitted when people are in the bathroom?

6:44 AM
End-times Follower said...

Have you ever tried to get the American Society of Proctologists to support Toilet Moments? They are good for their business.

6:45 AM

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