More evidence of a Carbon Dioxide Conspiracy

Why don't they call this a conspiracy of the scientists who want research grants and the media people who want ratings (and Al Gore who wants to have a purpose in life).

When you burn gasoline you get CO2 and dihydrogen monoxide.

This is a quote from an article showing how one gallon of gas makes 19 pounds of CO2 (this is accurate but remember it is parts per million in the atmosphere that counts in the CO2 conspiricy to control the economy) not how much the stuff weighs.

Source: http://www.terrapass.com/blog/posts/how-to-turn-8-p

"Let’s pretend that gas is entirely made up of octane (more properly referred to as 2,2,4-trimethylpentane). It’s not, but that also doesn’t really matter for our purposes. Octane contains 8 carbon atoms (hence the oct- prefix, like Dr. Octopus) and 18 hydrogen atoms. Carbon has a molecular weight of 12 and hydrogen has a molecular weight of 1, so octane has a total molecular weight of 114 (8 x 12 + 18 x 1). "

From this you can see you get 8 molecules of CO2 and 9 molecules (you need two hydrogen atoms) of dyhydrogen monoxide) from an octane molecule. Why don't the CO2 conspiracy people talk about how you get dihydrogen monoxide from gasoline as well as CO2? The simple reason is hydrogen monoxide does not promote their goals.