Welcome to TWW Enterprises: A gift of sequestered carbon

The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

A gift of sequestered carbon

This week the family asked TWW to drive the family pontoon off the trailer at the lake landing and bring it back to the family dock. Little did
TWW (who seldom uses the dang thing) know they gave him a key for the pontoon but not the safety lanyard needed to start the engine. TWW floated out in the lake unable to start the engine until being rescued by some neighbors who live on the lake. As a Thank You for their trouble TWW took some sequestered carbon and made a present to give them.