
Celebrating the diversity of gullibility, idiolectic usage and blather
TWW is The Warped Woodturner who is a local artist living in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop 87). His mission is to use a wood lathe to make interesting but mostly useless objects from locally-sequestered carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but don't like that well. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007
New addition to the basement bedroom

October Viewer Stats
October 2007 View Stats:
Wisconsin - 61
Minnesota - 45
North Carolina - 8
Mississippi - 7
Arizona - 6
Texas - 3
New York - 2
North Dakota - 2
California - 1 .
District of Columbia - 1
Tennessee - 1
Illinois - 1
Monday, October 29, 2007
Introduction - a walk in the woods
Death, taxes and firewood
Beginning of the trail on Gabin Moraine
I pollute therefore I am
Visiting the neighbors
Coppice regeneration at its finest
Previously burned wood good for the planet
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Archeological discovery
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Trees are Missing
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Mr BANANA plans for his outhouse
Friends of Garbin Moraine Fall Pledge Drive
Fall 2007 Garbin Moraine Pledge Levels
Pledge Level | Donation | Premiums |
Family | $30 | Our sincere thanks |
Friends | $50 | Our regular thanks |
King Tut's Cronies | $100 | Five free drinks in the King Tut Bar (instead of having to bring your own) |
Twisted Turners | $200 | One free imperfect bowl |
Moraine Matrons (a special class for women) | $500 | One imperfect bowl, two free days stay at the Garbin Moraine Manor B &B (all food and drinks free) |
Garbin Gigolo | $500 | (call for details since this is a family site) |
Garbin Moraine Special Friend | $1000 | none (if you can afford this much you don't need any premiums) |
Monday, October 22, 2007
Premiums for the upcoming pledge drive
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Blah
Thursday, October 18, 2007
New life enrichment experience
Saturday, October 13, 2007
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
Happy Halloween
Sunday, October 07, 2007
More proof of global warming
Saturday, October 06, 2007
A country welcome to new viewers
Thursday, October 04, 2007
Recycling provides viewing opportunity
Wednesday, October 03, 2007
Art?
Update on global warming part 2
photo 1 - The Columbia Ice Field has an interpretive center where this photo was taken. The glacier was formed during the Wisconsin Ice Age. This occurred when the early people who lived in Wisconsin needed ice to cool their beer during the warm summers so somehow managed to start an ice age named in their honor. The techniques they used have been lost in history. We assume they lost control of their weather manipulation attempts and caused the ice age.
photo 2 - Two centuries ago the glacier was larger than today. The glacier actually grew and then receded after the Wisconsin Ice Age ended. We assume this was caused by variations in the moose population and their flatulence.
photo 3 - When the TWWs were married in 1982 the melting of the glacier speeded up for some unknown reason.
Tuesday, October 02, 2007
City of Banff
Past posts you fortunately may have missed
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October
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- New addition to the basement bedroom
- October Viewer Stats
- Introduction - a walk in the woods
- Death, taxes and firewood
- Beginning of the trail on Gabin Moraine
- I pollute therefore I am
- Visiting the neighbors
- Coppice regeneration at its finest
- Previously burned wood good for the planet
- The lake in fall
- Archeological discovery
- Trees are Missing
- Mr BANANA plans for his outhouse
- Friends of Garbin Moraine Fall Pledge Drive
- Premiums for the upcoming pledge drive
- Blah
- New life enrichment experience
- Cabin status - 95% done
- Cabin Status
- Happy Halloween
- More proof of global warming
- A country welcome to new viewers
- Recycling provides viewing opportunity
- Art?
- Update on global warming part 2
- Update on our global warming research
- Secret Mission Pictures
- City of Banff
- Sulphur Mountain
- Lake Moraine
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