The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Saturday, October 06, 2007

A country welcome to new viewers

Philosopher's question: Why are you here? Please leave a comment and tell us why any normal person would visit this blog. Thank you. TWW

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

There was a button on the last blog saying NEXT. It landed me on this blog. I will never push that button again.

Anonymous said...

I was hoping to learn what hfec was up to so I looked here.

Anonymous said...

I found the address for this blog on a bathroom wall.

Anonymous said...

I saw the address in a magazine so decided to check it out.

Anonymous said...

I am a freshman at a liberal arts college and searching for the meaning of life. I asked Google to tell me and it landed me on this blog

Anonymous said...

I heard that you were an atheist when it comes to my teachings regarding global warming so I have come to indoctrinate you to my religion.

Anonymous said...

hfec is on top of all of this stuff. he's one busy dude, or is that dud? he sees 'normal' as the operative word. the best place for that word is a setting on a washing machine. the word serves no normal use or usage...ah whatever you prefer. and if you're looking for normal...good luck. now norma...thats a different story. i knew her in college. i didnt learn anything about the meaning of life from her either. but i learned a lot of other stuff, ah... like do crackers or bread crumbs make the best filler for meat loaf. i should have asked, "what is normally used"?

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