(source of photo uncertain)
A veteran (thank him for his service) owned and operated company existing only in TWW's imagination and in this website
HOW TO ORDER A BOWL
The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.
Wednesday, April 30, 2014
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure?
"LITTLE FALLS, Minn. – A Minnesota homeowner who shot and killed two teenagers during a break-in was convicted Tuesday of premeditated murder....
Before retiring from the U.S. State Department, Smith worked on technical security issues for American embassies, such as building layout and alarms."
source: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/04/29/minn-homeowner-convicted-premeditated-murder/?intcmp=latestnews
You would think it would be hard to break into a house owned by someone who worked on preventing break-ins for a living.
Before retiring from the U.S. State Department, Smith worked on technical security issues for American embassies, such as building layout and alarms."
source: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/04/29/minn-homeowner-convicted-premeditated-murder/?intcmp=latestnews
You would think it would be hard to break into a house owned by someone who worked on preventing break-ins for a living.
Tuesday, April 29, 2014
TACC holds another protest
Turkeys Against Climate Change (TACC) holding another protest against TWW for burning fossil fuels to keep warm.
Friday, April 25, 2014
Clinton II
'On the other hand,' Hamada added, 'if you get his wife to talk, she'll tell you: "The president is a pathological philanderer. He uses the Secret Service for this, and has used them to hide evidence that he's a cheater".'
see: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2611563/The-Obamas-failed-marriage-looming-divorce-open-secret-claims-member-Japans-parliament-president-using-Secret-Service-hide-affairs.html
see: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2611563/The-Obamas-failed-marriage-looming-divorce-open-secret-claims-member-Japans-parliament-president-using-Secret-Service-hide-affairs.html
Saturday, April 19, 2014
Thursday, April 17, 2014
Saturday, April 12, 2014
Thursday, April 10, 2014
Guess whose coming to dinner
Wednesday, April 09, 2014
Gullibility test of the day
Another innocent person shot. Did the victim deserve to die?? Read the following story to test your gullibility: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2600053/Boy-16-arrested-connection-senseless-slaying-Indiana-newlywed.html
Saturday, April 05, 2014
quote of the day
And to top that from a 'leftist':
"MAHER: What do you think about the Mozilla CEO having to step down over his donation to a pro-Proposition 8 group.
The Mozilla -- which I'm wearing right now, by the way. I didn't know what Mozilla was. I saw it on my computer, but -- it's Firefix, right? It's the browser.
So this guy apparently does not want gay people to get married and he had to step down. What do you think of that, the question asks.
FMR. REP. TOM DAVIS (R-VA): Because he gave $1,000 eight years ago and it's come back to haunt him.
CARRIE SHEFFIELD, FORBES: Well, and he gave it when President Obama was still against gay marriage. So, I don't think it's very fair.
MAHER: Good point. Also, I think there is a gay mafia. I think if you cross them, you do get whacked."
source: http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2014/04/04/bill_maher_there_is_a_gay_mafia_if_you_cross_them_you_do_get_whacked.html
"MAHER: What do you think about the Mozilla CEO having to step down over his donation to a pro-Proposition 8 group.
The Mozilla -- which I'm wearing right now, by the way. I didn't know what Mozilla was. I saw it on my computer, but -- it's Firefix, right? It's the browser.
So this guy apparently does not want gay people to get married and he had to step down. What do you think of that, the question asks.
FMR. REP. TOM DAVIS (R-VA): Because he gave $1,000 eight years ago and it's come back to haunt him.
CARRIE SHEFFIELD, FORBES: Well, and he gave it when President Obama was still against gay marriage. So, I don't think it's very fair.
MAHER: Good point. Also, I think there is a gay mafia. I think if you cross them, you do get whacked."
source: http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2014/04/04/bill_maher_there_is_a_gay_mafia_if_you_cross_them_you_do_get_whacked.html
Friday, April 04, 2014
Wednesday, April 02, 2014
Gullibility test for the day
Good thing everybody now has health insurance since when the volcano blows there will be a big need for it. The video is proof the buffalo are leaving Yellowstone since they know the volcano is going to blow.
Tuesday, April 01, 2014
Warm weather blankets Garbin Moraine
Tuesday, March 25, 2014
Another crackpot letter to the editor in the works
Editor:
Climate
scientists talk about albedo
as the ratio of reflected radiation from a surface compared to
radiation hitting it. It is measured on a scale from zero for no
reflection of a perfectly black surface to 1 for perfect reflection
of a white surface. This
means white snow sends most light back towards space and dark snow
absorbs light and heats up so it melts quicker. Yellow snow is
somewhere in between. Last year during the Birkie the climate change
people were fretting about the end of winter. This year we all are
fretting. So how can we help end winter? We need to learn from the
celebrities and their ideas about saving the planet. First,
temporarily stop recycling dark objects. Put them in your yard on the
snow to turn sunlight into heat. Next, take snow off your roof so
bare shingles absorb the light and generate heat to melt the other
snow on the roof. Also, spread the ashes from your wood stove on the
snow to make black snow. Finally, collect dog, deer and rabbit waste
(use caution here) and put it on the snow in your yard. Space
prevents listing more ideas here. Think like a celebrity and use your
your creativity to collect heat and melt the snow. The longer you
have white snow the longer it will stay cold. We can end winter if we
work together.
Thursday, March 20, 2014
Does Amazon control the weather??
The pictures above show what happened when TWW ordered some cranberry juice from Amazon for Mrs. TWW. The bottles either had been tampered with or the factory had problems. He took the pictures and tried to put a nasty product review on Amazon.com but could not get these pictures to upload. He then called a Amazon customer service person who asked him what the problem was and gave the usual scripted "we are sorry" spiel. Then she asked how everything else was going and TWW said it was snowing again. The woman said she was in Jamaca and it was nice and warm down there and she would send up some sunshine. She also put in a replacement order (for free) and the new juice is on the way. TWW is still waiting for the juice and the sunshine (he is sure the juice will come but not so sure about the sunshine).
That was written on Tuesday. On Thursday it was 50 degrees F on the official Garbin Moraine porch thermometer and sunny.
Monday, March 17, 2014
Global warming walk in the woods
| A footsie? |
| South boundary of land |
| Another example of albedo (see below) |
| Coyote? |
| You make up your own caption |
| Dumping ashes makes snow melt faster.
Now if you have wasted your time reading this far:
"Albedo (/ælˈbiːdoʊ/), or reflection coefficient, derived from Latin albedo "whiteness" (or reflected sunlight) in turn from albus "white," is the diffuse reflectivity or reflecting power of a surface. It is the ratio of reflected radiation from the surface to incident radiation upon it. Its dimensionless nature lets it be expressed as a percentage and is measured on a scale from zero for no reflection of a perfectly black surface to 1 for perfect reflection of a white surface." source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albedo
What this means is all the coniferous trees TWW and friends planted are warming the planet so never trust a tree hugger.
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Thursday, March 13, 2014
Quote of the day
Wednesday, March 12, 2014
Quote of the day and pic of the day
"The larger point is that there have been so many unilateral executive waivers and delays that ObamaCare must be unrecognizable to its drafters, to the extent they ever knew what the law contained."
source: http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304250204579433312607325596?mg=reno64-wsj&url=http%3A%2F%2Fonline.wsj.com%2Farticle%2FSB10001424052702304250204579433312607325596.html
Recent trip to warm up the car after putting trash can on Bass Lake Rd.
source: http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304250204579433312607325596?mg=reno64-wsj&url=http%3A%2F%2Fonline.wsj.com%2Farticle%2FSB10001424052702304250204579433312607325596.html
Recent trip to warm up the car after putting trash can on Bass Lake Rd.
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