The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Wednesday, October 08, 2014

ALERT: New terrorist threat discovered

TWW has kept contact with some of his former colleagues in the intell community and recently learned something startling.  Terrorists are being planted in the companies who sell on the Internet and ship products using inflatable plastic bubbles. 
 

The next time you get one of these packages with the plastic bubbles inside DO NOT punch a hole in the bag. Instead put the bag in a box to protect it and put in in the trash. That way if there is poison gas inside the bubbles the people who work for the garbage company or at the landfill will be the ones exposed to the poinsons and not you. This information has been verified by Snopes.com 

Tuesday, October 07, 2014

first snow storm of the century of the year due to climate change last Saturday

Adding this post was due to sotrm-related problems. TWW apologizes for the delay.





Wednesday, October 01, 2014

gift idea for Christmas for your kids




This cool app lets them document their consent.  If you can get their password you can find out who they were fooling around with.

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Innovative approach to WI voter ID law

"APPLETON, Wis. (AP) – Wisconsin officials are working to better serve the rapidly growing Hispanic community in the state, with a little help from the Mexican Consulate in Chicago.
A mobile version of the Chicago-based office issued passports and consular identification cards to hundreds of Mexican nationals at an Appleton church last week, Post-Crescent Media reported. About 800 people took advantage of the services at First English Lutheran Church from last Wednesday to Saturday, according to Alfredo Gomez Sepulveda, a coordinator of the consulate’s mobile program.
About once a month, the mobile office visits a Wisconsin city to renew Mexican passports and consular identification cards, saving thousands of people from having to take a trip to Chicago. The consulate has served more than 9,900 Mexican nationals so far in 2014 by offering services in Appleton, Beloit, Green Bay, Kenosha, Milwaukee, Racine and Waukesha, according to Sepulveda.
“It’s more than a three-hour trip to Chicago and the passport is the primary form of ID. So it’s a service that the Chicago consulate provides … to attend to Mexican nationals over here,” Sepulveda said."

http://fox11online.com/2014/09/29/mexican-consulate-brings-id-services-to-wisconsin/

Monday, September 29, 2014

Sunday, September 28, 2014

What changed?

After several years of expecting to be called racist when criticizing the policies of our beloved first African American President something has changed. Now people are getting disillusioned that the image the media creating did not match reality but there is more. There is a crack in the armor or something.  It used to be people with liberal values were like union reps for the Black Criminals Union.  When a black person was accused of a crime the union reps were quick to take the side of the poor young black man.  He would not be a criminal if he had a well-paying job. It was his environment and on and on.  Say "personal responsibility" and you are a racist.  So why now do the good people with liberal values want to ban someone for life in their chosen occupation? and fire the people who run the companies who would hire the young black men?  And when a DA decides to put a first time offender into a diversion program like we used to hear about for the other black criminals why isn't that enough?  After being banned from making a living the offenders are sure to go back to a life of crime.  It is all sort of interesting but that's football.    

Sunday, September 21, 2014

2014 starting to show its age




Mums in a race against time. 













Monday, September 15, 2014

A fall morning on Garbin Moraine

Remember this blog is about gullibility so it is up to you to figure out if the photos are true.








We are hoping the frost holds off long enough so this is all yellow but it is iffy.


Friday, September 05, 2014

Immigration rant of the day


The politicians tell us we live in a nation built by immigrants. The liberal brand of politician also likes to tell us how unfair the nation built by immigrants is.

So are immigrants all wonderful people and we should let lots more of them in?

Some of the earliest immigrants in the country were the slave owners wonderful people that they were.

Then there were the slaves who were minding their own business back in their homelands until they were kidnapped and brought to the US  and their culture destroyed and a new slave culture based on violence created.  Fortunately many of the former slaves were able to overcome their pasts and adopt to the surroundings they ended up in and are good citizens but some aren't and our tax dollars pay for that.

Finally, their are the immigrants who fought with the native people here first, won and took their land and put them on reservations and also destroyed their cultures. Nice work immigrants.

This is rant is something to remember the next time someone tells you about how wonderful immigration is. It depends.

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Next time TWW will try to remember the real camera

Canal Park action (the Blue Angels flew over at about 1000 feet up but tablet was not available to catch that)

Mrs. TWW's cheap takeout food for birthday dinner

Tree blocked view of the lake

Obligatory boat pic

Mrs. TWW enjoying the scenery

Saturday, August 23, 2014

A problem for people with liberal values?

Usually when a minority group does something they don't like they have to make up excuses for them so what is the excuse here? Weren't these people supposed to be mowed down because they had weapons  like the open carry white gun nuts have? 


"Two dozen protesters from a gun club named for the founder of the Black Panther Party marched through the streets of South Dallas," Dallas News reported Wednesday. "The open-carry rally was organized by the Huey P. Newton Gun Club to promote self-defense and community policing in response to recent police shootings."

http://jpfo.org/articles-assd04/codrea-black-egalitarian-diversity.htm

Thursday, August 21, 2014

And the race of the guy who was the shooter was ???

"Salt Lake City police shooting investigation could take 2-3 weeks
Probe » Victim was unarmed when police confronted him, brother says.
First Published Aug 15 2014 12:34 pm • Last Updated Aug 19 2014 02:09 pm
It could be several weeks before investigators probing Salt Lake City police officers’ fatal shooting of a 20-year-old man present their findings to prosecutors, police said Friday.
"The only thing new I can tell you is that our investigators are optimistic that they will have a case ready for review by the [Salt Lake County] district attorney’s office in the next two to three weeks," South Salt Lake police Sgt. Darin Sweeten told The Tribune.
Dillon Taylor was shot by police Monday night outside a 7-Eleven store at 2102 S. State St. "

Saturday, August 09, 2014

the war on women continues

Women stoned to death in Syria for adultery


see: http://news.yahoo.com/women-stoned-death-syria-adultery-174549066.html

and of course remember this the next time a politician tells you about the Republican war on women

Friday, August 08, 2014

here we go again

Another woman at an elite university claiming victim status to make irrational demands for special privileges. 

Read more at  http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2014/08/06/dear-dartmouth-am-one-your-students-am-being-stalked-please-let-me-carry-gun-to/

Monday, August 04, 2014

If you liked the book Heather has Two Mommies you'll love this one


From the web site: "Come join 13-year-old Brenna Strong along with her mom, Bea, and her dad, Richard, as they spend a typical Saturday running errands and having fun together. What's not so typical is that Brenna's parents lawfully open carry handguns for self-defense. The Strongs join a growing number of families that are standing up for their 2nd Amendment rights by open carrying and bringing gun ownership out of the closet and into the mainstream."

Order a copy for your kids or grandkids today at:  http://www.myparentsopencarry.com/

More progress for the womyn's movement



Men have been saying things about women's bodies for years so it it is only time for women to catch up.

Sunday, August 03, 2014

The biggest social problem in the country

visit: http://www.westernjournalism.com/bloombergs-everytown-ad-proves-why-women-should-be-armed/

The first ad when viewed by anti-gun people is a great ad. It confirms their way of looking at the world.  The first ad when viewed by pro-gun people it is also a great ad even if put out by the mayor and his minions. It confirms their outlook also.  How is this possible? Ever heard of the Rorschach ink spot test?  Pour some ink on a paper and look at it and tell us what  you see. People project their view of the world on the ink spots.  This brings us to the greatest social problem in the country:  people see what they want to see in events and it confirms their beliefs.  Take global warming for another example of this or the events at the southern border. Do we need to help all the poor children or avoid having lots of people come in the country illegally?




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