The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Another freeloading success story?


The secret  to successful freeloading is to get people to willingly donate something to help your cause.  You can get them to donate more if they are ignorant of the true value of what they give you. Here are some future cherry bowls. The anonymous donor of this precious raw material thought he only had a  dead tree knocked down by the wind so was glad to get rid of it. The drawback to this approach is the people who donate to your cause know the true value of what they donate and they are correct and you get a lemon. He donated a second tree that was dead and it may not work to make bowls with since it is spalted inside. Win some lose some. 

Loggers finally gone for good

Not sure what is planned for this pile of stuff (alternate energy??)







The trees the family and friends helped plant on the neighbor's land are doing fine. 

Friday, October 15, 2010

Finally it happened

For all the right-wingers whining about how black people are never charged with hate crimes see this link.    Interestingly enough the 'matron' and female bus driver did not seem to do anything to stop or report the 'hate crime'. 


note: pictures of the defendants are not shown here since it is the policy of this blog not to show nonwhite people accused of crimes since it my be misleading. 

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Quote from Drudge Report

"A top Ilinois State Board of Elections official tells the DRUDGE REPORT that Mrs. Obama -- a Harvard-educated lawyer -- may have simply been ignorant of the law and thus violated it unintentionally.

"You kind of have to drop the standard for the first lady, right?" the official explained late Thursday. "I mean, she's pretty well liked and probably doesn't know what she's doing."  "



TWW wonders if  this election official was talking about her husband instead of Michele.

Another freeloading success story


TWW wants to thank all of the cabin owners and guests for leaving behind more beer than they consumed over the summer and to cabin management for passing it along to the Garbin. 

Link of the day

Want to see VP Joe's teeth  --  click on this

Public radio pledge week

TWW was listening to pledge week today when he heard about a survey of people who listened to public radio but did not give anything in return (a smart freeloading strategy). 84% of those people said they did not give since they thought other would people would give.  Now lots of liberals listen to public radio. Is there a connection?

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Time to go trespassing for life enrichment

Pictures of a walkabout on the neighbor's land.  






 A no trespassing sign welcomes TWW back to his land 
(do as "I say not as I do)

 Neighbor's land to the south showing coppice regeneration of popple 


Rare siting of a barely visible white tailed dear

Quote for the day

Comment on a news story about the California governor's race:  "I say “IF IT’S BROWN, FLUSH IT!” "

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

For life enrichment drive to Rice Lake













Another crackpot letter to the editor they will not print

Editor: 


Hopefully, the courts will say the federal government has overstepped and cannot require people to buy health insurance but the unwanted side effect of this is to create a class of freedom-loving uninsured freeloaders who will expect medical care if they get hurt or sick.  The answer here is to create the National Op-Out  Registry (NO-OR). When the IRS tries to fine someone for not having health insurance people  should be free to opt out of health care by getting their names on NO-OR.  With NO-OR in place when anyone goes to the hospital the staff will be required to check to insure the person is not on NO-IR.  To protect hospitals it should be illegal to treat people on NO-IR unless they pay for care upfront. If they could not pay the serious cases would get free hospice care paid for by the federal government and people with less serious conditions would be sent home.  Does this sound mean-spirited? Perhaps 'personal responsiblity'  is a better term.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Thanks to all of the donors from the past weekend.






Note to new viewers.  The principles behind this blog were first spelled out in 2005 in Countryside magazine by The Warped Wood Turner who later became TWW. 


See Principles of successful country freeloading.  There is a link to the original manuscript below which may be easier to read than the link above. 

Happy 10 10 10 Day

Have a great 10 10 10 day unless of course you do not plan on reducing your carbon footprint by at least10% today.. If that is the case see  ??????????? 

Friday, October 08, 2010

More love, peace and tolerance from the environmentalists

If you thought the exploding school kids were cool here are some more ads from the environmentalitsts.  (from a list  complied by  Anthony Watts on his blog). If listening to talk radio makes people go out and to violent things (as some people claim) what impact will these ads have on people who watch them?  















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Thursday, October 07, 2010

Predictions equal truth - updated

In the old days the priests predicted the future with animal entrails, horoscopes and you name it and the educated part of society was smart enough to know a prediction did not necessarily mean the future would match the prediction.  Then came the global warming religious movement. 


Today, when the climate predicting elites predict the future with their computer models,  supposedly educated people equate the predictions with TRUTH. What changed? Nothing.  For years the end of the world religions have been predicting the end.  Sometimes the cult members go sit in the mountains waiting for the predicted end and the world does not end.  Then they have to figure out what to do next. Today the educated people who despise traditional religions have joined the religious cult of anthropogenic global warming and are acting just like the uneducated believers do. 


The problem with climate predictions is the time frame.  50 years is a long time to wait for the end but all true believers seem to be the same be they religious kooks or liberal kooks until they are forced to admit the predictions were wrong. 


To test this theory TWW predicts a nice day today. We will have to see if the prediction comes true. He will be the first to admit if the prediction is wrong. 




Update at 20:03 Universal Time:  The day was beautiful but the Asian beetles have invaded.  More proof of how our  borders are not effectively being guarded.  So was the forecast true since it was nice weather or false since the forecast did not predict the illegals invading? 

Tuesday, October 05, 2010

More global warming news


"Coldest winter in 1,000 years on its way


Edited 05 October, 2010, 16:30
Published 04 October, 2010, 22:20
After the record heat wave this summer, Russia's weather seems to have acquired a taste for the extreme....Forecasters say this winter could be the coldest Europe has seen in the last 1,000 years."

Monday, October 04, 2010

Warning to younger viewers


‘Toasted Skin Syndrome’ Warning For Laptop Users"  - see http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2010/10/04/toasted-leg-syndrome-warning-for-laptop-users-of/

40 degrees F early this morning inspite of what NOAA says






please note: NOAA says "FROST ADVISORIES AND FREEZE WARNINGS WILL NO LONGER BE ISSUED FOR THE DULUTH COUNTY WARNING AREA OF NORTHEAST MINNESOTA AND NORTHWEST WISCONSIN THIS FALL. MOST AREAS HAVE EXPERIENCED A FREEZE...AND THE FROST AND FREEZE HEADLINE PROGRAM WILLRESUME LATE NEXT SPRING."

Sunday, October 03, 2010

The NRA's newest ally

"Chavez: Civilian militia should be armed full-time
By IAN JAMES
The Associated Press
Sunday, October 3, 2010; 6:55 PM 


CARACAS, Venezuela -- Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez said Sunday that members of the country's civilian militia should be issued weapons to be armed and ready at all times."

see :http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/10/03/AR2010100303313_pf.html

Hard freeze time



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