The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Thursday, June 30, 2016

TWW's dream floor



TWW has always wanted a plywood floor finished with poly. M---> looked like she was having so much fun puling off the rug in the bedroom TWW thought he would do the same in the hallway.  TWW is off to town today to get some poly and ice cream. 

Monday, June 27, 2016

Mrs. TWW's floor got laid on Saturday befoe the storm


The good people at R and M----> Floor Laying Company was up Saturday to lay the new floor for Mrs. TWW. The end result was great.





We are not sure why they wanted to cold air return at the odd angle but they are the exerts in this stuff. 


Saturday night storm just east of GM


source: http://www.apg-wi.com/sawyer_county_record/news/local/storm-damage-extensive-power-out-for-many/image_d17fe7ca-3bab-11e6-a940-536608ad403d.html

quote: "A storm that swept through Sawyer County early evening Saturday, June 25, left many downed trees and several homes without power. The towns of Hayward and Bass Lake were hard hit with several trees falling over County Highways E and K; Williams Road also saw extensive damage."

note: Bass Lake is the Sawyer County copycat Bass Lake.

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

on making the undefinable go away

"Prohibition was kneecapped by Americans' widespread refusal to stop producing, selling, and drinking booze. Millions of Americanssmoked marijuana decades before majority sentiment creeped toward legalizing the stuff. Gays and lesbians not only surreptitiously lived and loved when they were targeted by the law—they also famously (and righteously) stomped cops who raided the Stonewall Inn, ultimately precipitating liberalization. And restrictions on exporting encryption were eased only after cryptographers illegally exported code—even printing it on T-shirts as an act of civil disobedience.
But in the wake of Omar Mateen's bloody rampage in Orlando, gun control advocates think that overcoming the passionate opposition of firearms owners and imposing a ban on a difficult to define class of "assault weapons" is a swell idea whose time has come. This prohibition will somehow be different.
"Those who defend the easy accessibility of assault weapons should meet these families and explain why that makes sense," President Obama tut-tutted last week. But the moralizer-in-chief failed to make sense himself, calling for the outlawing of a category of devices that doesn't really exist."
note: Reason magazine is a good source of Libertarian ideas -- Vote for Johnson in November 

Friday, June 17, 2016

Just when you think they are out of odd things we have to accept and embrace...

"The Taliban are using child sex slaves to mount crippling insider attacks on police in southern Afghanistan, exploiting the pervasive practice of "bacha bazi" -- paedophilic boy play -- to infiltrate security ranks, multiple officials and survivors of such assaults told AFP.
The ancient custom is prevalent across Afghanistan, but nowhere does it seem as entrenched as in the province of Uruzgan, where "bacha bereesh" -- or boys without beards -- widely become objects of lustful attraction for powerful police commanders."

Thursday, June 16, 2016

Great way to stick it to the Islamists



Do you dislike Muslims and like to see bad things happen to them? The Democrats are giving you an opportunity to deprive followers of Islam of their rights.  Since many of the people on the no fly lists are followers of Islam it is a good way to stick it to Muslims. Call your people in Washington today and demand they deprive Muslims of their right to buy guns.  

Finally something rational about guns


The picture is the only irrational part since the kid is named Uzi. 

An MCX alone is not sufficient for a massacre

You need ways to make the perpetrator  feel he is important and will become famous. Thank the media and how they glorify the shooters for the mess they have helped create.

"As survivors cowered in darkened rooms, praying and texting police and relatives, Mateen accessed his Facebook account to search for media reports, using search words such as “Pulse Orlando” and “Shooting.” An FBI source told FoxNews.com he also made 16 phone calls from inside the club after the bloody spree began. Investigators are tracking down each of the recipients of those calls.....
Besides looking for information on himself, Johnson noted Mateen used Facebook to search for information on the jihadist couple behind the Dec. 2 San Bernardino attack, used the search term “Baghdadi Speech,” and scouted for posts by local law enforcement and FBI, Johnson told FoxNews.com."

see: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/06/15/orlando-terrorists-chilling-facebook-posts-from-inside-club-revealed.html

So how do we ban the glorification of the killers on TV?


Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Irony of the day

The PC people have been preaching to all us country hicks how we should be accepting the fact that when a person born a man says he is a woman he gets to be treated like a woman. So TWW accepted that people get to be who they claim to be rather than risk more diversity training.

Now along comes the person who will not be named in Orlando who killed all the people.  He called 911 and pledged allegiance to ISIS but we cannot say that means he was a terrorist after he said he supported terrorism. TWW wonders what bathroom he was using at the time.

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

With every tragedy comes people saying dumb stuff

This time the pro-gun side is getting into the fray with its own dumb stuff.

Monday, June 13, 2016

Want to become famous? Kill a bunch of people

"FBI Director James Comey took an unusual step while briefing the press on the investigation into Sunday's mass shooting at an Orlando gay club, saying that he would try not to use the name of the killer in the hope of denying mass shooters publicity.
"I am not using the killer's name and I will try not to do that," he told reporters. "Part of what motivates sick people to do this kind of thing is some twisted notion of fame or glory and I don't want to be part of that, for the sake of the victims and their families and so that other twisted minds don't think that this is a path to fame and recognition."
note: TWW is a nobody with no desire to become a somebody who says we need media control more than gun control unless we can find gun control that actually works like taking away all the guns after becoming a police state. 

Friday, June 10, 2016

Trump explained -- finally

Here is another reason to vote for the libertarian candidates. See: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/deepak-chopra/americas-shadow-the-real-_b_10319848.html

"But in reality Trump isn’t bizarre or anomalous. He stands for something universal, something right before our eyes. It’s an aspect of the human psyche that we feel embarrassed and ashamed of, which makes it our collective secret.  Going back a century in the field of depth psychology, the secret side of human nature acquired a special name: the shadow.

"The shadow compounds all the dark impulses—hatred, aggression, sadism, selfishness, jealousy, resentment, sexual transgression—that are hidden out of sight. The name originated with Carl Jung, but its basic origin came from Freud’s insight that our psyches are dualistic, sharply divided between the conscious and unconscious. The rise of civilization is a tribute to how well we obey our conscious mind and suppress our unconscious side. But what hides in the shadows will out."

Another question we should ask is what is in the 'shadow' of the stop Trump people who protest at the mere existence of Trump. Are they denying their own shadows or projecting them onto Trump? They are acting just like Trump. Again the solution to Trump is to vote for the experienced governors who are the Libertarian candidates for president not the reality TV star or Crooked Hillary.


Thursday, June 09, 2016

Hispanic Preservationists for Trump arising?

Preservationists are people who build their beautiful homes in scenic areas then turn around and call for a ban on change. They have theirs and don't want others to mess things up.  (never mind how their building of their homes messed things up previously). So are we starting to see the same with the Hispanic people here who got theirs by becoming citizens of the US and now do not want to see things go down hill? 

See this link and see what you think: http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/opinion/2016/06/07/opinion-big-data-reports-latino-support-for-trump-on-rise-at-37/
"Based on big data analysis over the last 30 days as of June 1st, Trump reports 37 percent of Hispanic positive sentiment versus 41 percent for Clinton. Surprisingly, the candidates tie in negative sentiment across Hispanics at 38 percent, discounting the fact that Latinos default as Democrats or are completely turned off by Trump’s off-color comments. After all, over 50 percent of Latinos identify as political independents."

Wednesday, June 08, 2016

Will Hillary make history as ...

the first womyn to lose to the libertarians?

Saturday, June 04, 2016

Now you don't need to hold your nose when you vote

"Press Release

For Immediate Release
Sunday, May 29, 2016

Gov. William Weld wins Libertarian VP nomination

ORLANDO — Today two-term Massachusetts governor William Weld became the vice presidential nominee for the Libertarian Party at its nominating convention.
Earlier today, the delegates elected two-term New Mexico governor Gary Johnson to be the party’s presidential nominee.
“This is the highest-profile ticket in the Libertarian Party’s history,” said Nicholas Sarwark, Libertarian Party Chair. “And it comes at a time when Americans yearn for a credible alternative to Republican Donald Trump and Democrat Hillary Clinton.”
Weld won 441 votes on the second ballot, barely over the required majority of votes needed. Larry Sharpe, a trainer and coach for executives, came in second place with 409 votes.
The Libertarian, Democratic, and Republican parties are the only political parties in the United States expected to be on the ballot in all fifty states this November."

Another book to read on rainy days (lots of them lately)

Product Details

This one is about what goes into what people put in the toilet for  viewers interested in scatological subjects?

For more information on this guy: 

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Eggs and Heart Health

I don’t think there’s any more controversial food than eggs. By and large, the reason we have been told to avoid eating eggs is because they contain cholesterol, and indeed that’s true. A typical egg may contain as much as 200 mg of cholesterol. But does that mean we shouldn’t eat eggs?"

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Bad news for psychology majors

Trauma Releasing Exercises Step By Step Video Instruction and Demonstration

Really odd way of relieving junk stored in the muscles. Also, see:  http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=trauma+release+youtube&view=detail&mid=AB4FC6D5A627DF3F269EAB4FC6D5A627DF3F269E&FORM=VIRE

Friday, May 20, 2016

Bear picture


For viewers who wanted to see the bear who invited himself to supper a few weeks ago we are sorry to report we have not seen him for a while. Perhaps shooting at him made him feel unwelcome.    One of his yearling cousins was walking across our valley tonight.

Sunday, May 15, 2016

The little girl and the wolf

James Thurber has  a tender story of the little girl and the wolf in his collection  “The Thurber Carnival,” published by Harper Brothers and encompassing Thurber's work from 1931 through 1945.


Thurber

Bad news for Hillary

Now even the witches are for Bernie.

The "ballot box" at the Wiccan ritual held in Portland in support of Bernie Sanders.

See: http://www.latimes.com/politics/la-na-sanders-prayer-circle-20160514-snap-story.html

Saturday, May 14, 2016

Chasing the critters away

Several loyal viewers have requested some photos of TWW chasing marauding wildlife away and the opportunity presented itself this morning when a porcupine was trespassing near the house.  Here are some action photos of the quiller in full retreat.  Too bad you cannot do the same with the bears and not get eaten.  









Wisconsin Wisdom

Beside drinking only made in Wisconson beer and eating cheese made in Wisconsin here are four other tips on having a long life:

see: http://www.wisn.com/news/flynns-four-simple-rules-for-not-getting-shot-in-milwaukee/39518310

Wednesday, May 11, 2016

Sunday, May 01, 2016

Guess who is coming to dinner

TWW got some new-fangled frozen General Zao or some such frozen meal recently. Tonight it was time to try it out. You have to bake this stuff for 40 minutes so TWW opened the front door and some windows to keep from building up whatever gases you get from burning propane in the house (they call the air polluter thing an oven). So anyway after about 40 minutes of baking it was getting close to the time to take a plastic cover off and bake it 20 minutes more.  It really smelled good. 

After putting it back in the oven TWW looked for some reason at the boardwalk coming up to the house and saw a two year old bear coming up to visit and stay for supper. The bear was almost on the porch and looked hungry.  Instead of closing the door like a smart person would do TWW ran into the bedroom to get a noisemaker to try to convince the bear that coming to visit would be hard on his ears. By the time he got back to the door the bear had decided to turn around and then started running after TWW shot once off to the side.  The color of the bear will not be named not to offend anybody's sensitivities but TWW hopes the black lives matter people do not to picket places that are not nice to bears.

Now if TWW had been smart he would have gotten a camera and taken some pictures of the bear trying to work the screen door to get in but such is life. 

Sunday, April 17, 2016

Cheeseheads for Christ now traumatizing school kids

Qouted from http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2016/04/15/school-superintendent-principal-confront-moms-over-jesus-lunch.html :
"Students at Middleton High School are permitted to eat lunch off campus. So go to McDonalds. Others go to Taco Bell. And some students eat at Fireman’s Park, a public park adjacent to the school campus. In 2014, a group of moms started what would become known as the “Jesus Lunch.” They would prepared home-cooked meals for their children and conclude the lunch with an inspirational Christian message.
Over the years, the “Jesus Lunch” grew into a massive weekly event — with nearly 500 kids voluntarily attending. 
But the school district wants to shut down the gathering — and as evidenced by the video — they will do anything to make sure that eventually happens."
But it gets even better: “Many students have conveyed to us their concern about a group offering free food to incentivize participation in a religious event on campus,” he told News8000.com. “The result of which has a divisive impact on our learning community.”
The principal suggested that some students loathe the event so much they become hysterical. 
“There are some students that when they know this day is coming, they will leave school early,” he told the news organization. “We have some students that staff will find sitting in the hallway crying.”
Comment: The very thought of something going on is traumatizing for kids even though they do not have to go. This is what the future generations are coming to? 


Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Sunday walk in the woods and fields

Blue spruce coming along

MFL land 


White spruce for wildlife corridor by boundary when they get big


Mud lake as seen from neighbor's property

White spruce in old power coop right of way before they buried the wires

Next door neighbor 's place still not fixed 


Old farm house made it through the winter

New construction - sun porch in the shade? 



Food for dependent bluebirds if they ever show up

best Internet comment of the day

Fine but no thanks me important sorry

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Tuesday, March 29, 2016

TWW needs some sex education

So why would a lesbian need abortions?
 

Friday, March 25, 2016

now even the robots like Donnie the Demagogue

"Microsoft introduced a chat robot designed to interact in the style of a “teen girl” on Twitter, and it went rogue almost immediately, spouting racist opinions, conspiracy theories and a fondness for genocide.....In one widely circulated tweet, Tay said: “Bush did 9/11 and Hitler would have done a better job than the monkey we have got now. donald trump is the only hope we’ve got”. "

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